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Array tres Two tons of fanmail,
I tell you man I get two tons of fanmail.
[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: three_hundred_fifty_five ] -
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Array Go on 355 go on.
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Carpe Diem "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton -
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Array I count two sentences with more than one idea each. Come on, man, work those complex sentences! It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag. - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC -
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Array QUOTE: "At first glance, they were awed at the sight of the sea."
THIS SENTENCE IS MY FAVORITE, it should continue......
....the sea, but then, on second glace they decided they weren't so awed afer all. In fact they were bored, very bored, they were so bored that they decided to just sit and stare. They stared for a while, and after staring, sat in silence, the glum of the day turned into the gloam of the evening, after the gloam of the evening got to them, one turned to the other and said, "drink?", the one that was the most bored said, slightly bored, "sure". The first one reached into a picnic basket and drew out a bottle of sparkling water. They drank from cups, and quietly put their cups down after drinking. They decided that it was too boring and then they felt sad. Feeling sad was better, more deeply felt than bored, so they wallowed in that for a while. After feeling sufficiently sad, they folded up their blankets and padded over to the water's edge. In a few moments a golden retriver ran up to them with a frizbee in it's mouth. "hey lad, where're you from" the dog looked around and dropped the frizeebee, the second one picked up the frizbee and tossed it about 40 feet away into shallow water, it landed and the dog ran for it.
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Array Five tons of fanmail.
I tell you man I get five tons of fanmail.
[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: three_hundred_fifty_five ]
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