06-18-2008, 12:50 PM
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#461 | | Member
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| Tournament? Boobies? Fencing? Bigger is better? What's this world coming to... and why am I in this handbasket...? | 
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06-18-2008, 01:45 PM
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#462 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by jjefferies  Oh!....... | Don't ask ME why he has them....
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06-18-2008, 02:31 PM
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#463 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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Originally Posted by headcut Tournament? Boobies? Fencing? Bigger is better? What's this world coming to... and why am I in this handbasket...? | Yes, welcome to f-net. I see you have summed up what we see is important here. Make sure you check-out the cleavage thread!
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06-19-2008, 10:58 AM
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#464 | | Member
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Foillands
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| Dear Fencergrl,
If one were to have a sincere prediliction for cougars, in your estimation how might one go about becoming entrapped within their sideway glances and wily charms? In short, what methods might work best for making said cougar fantasy into a thrilling reality?
Yours Truly,
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06-19-2008, 12:17 PM
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#465 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Falchion Dear Fencergrl,
If one were to have a sincere prediliction for cougars, in your estimation how might one go about becoming entrapped within their sideway glances and wily charms? In short, what methods might work best for making said cougar fantasy into a thrilling reality?
Yours Truly,
Thrillseeker | Dear Thrillseeker,
Purrrrrrr
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06-19-2008, 02:35 PM
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#466 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene, OR
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| Dear Fencergrl,
Will you adopt me? It would be fun to move to canada for a while, and you sound cooler than my parents.
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06-19-2008, 02:53 PM
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#467 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Dear Free Labour,
Are you willing to do yard and house work semi-nude? Please submit topless photos for consideration before I invest in a bowtie.
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06-19-2008, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Dear Free Labour,
Are you willing to do yard and house work semi-nude? Please submit topless photos for consideration before I invest in a bowtie. | Oh ho, this just sounds like a better deal all the time...
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06-19-2008, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Nolano Oh ho, this just sounds like a better deal all the time... | Dear Free Labour, You haven't seen how messy my house and yard is.  They don't tidy themselves when I'm fencing, coaching or on f-net.... I like your optimism, I'll have to get on those adoption papers before you start thinking too much about it. 
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06-19-2008, 03:55 PM
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#470 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: SF bay wine country
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| Free Labour?
Dear FencerGrl,
I hate to be a pessimist, but I have found that with the young, you need to pour more food in than you get labour out!
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06-19-2008, 04:12 PM
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#471 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Dear Parade Rain,
You make a good point. Not feeding him will affect my garden harvest and his work output. Encouraging him with promises of sexual thrills beyond his imagination will only go so far... then both of our work outputs will be affected.
I need someone willing to work hard for very little in return.... Other than meals they cook themselves and house over their head that they have to clean themselves. As much as bowtied, muscular, young studdly fellow appeals to me, I'm beginning to realize what I REALLY need is a wife! Someone much too tired after a long day of cleaning up after me, doing my laundry and feeding me to even want sex (as I'm not into chicks).
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06-19-2008, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: the Salle(I no longer have a home address)
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl I need someone willing to work hard for very little in return.... Other than meals they cook themselves and house over their head that they have to clean themselves. As much as bowtied, muscular, young studdly fellow appeals to me, I'm beginning to realize what I REALLY need is a wife! Someone much too tired after a long day of cleaning up after me, doing my laundry and feeding me to even want sex (as I'm not into chicks). | Dearest FG,
Would you prefer the young woman who doesn't want to be female and so cross dresses as a male who's into female impersonation?
Or the middling older male who feels he was born into the wrong body and has been having his original modified so as to fit its original concept of who it felt most comfortable being.
Or the older female who wants to be uber feminine so that partners don't really matter?
Your choice! A "Blue plate" I mean "Blue light" special just for you.
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06-19-2008, 06:49 PM
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| Dearest Blue
I don't freakin' care! I'm just looking for free labour to look after the mundane stuff so frees up more time fencing, f-netting, going to the gym, walking my dog and going out for lunches with my friends.... so whatever format it comes in I'm fine with. Just make sure my fencing whites are nice and clean.... and little nutritious snacks in my fencing bag would be a nice touch. Oh and I like my tea with a bit of milk and honey, served in my favourite cup.
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06-19-2008, 08:08 PM
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#474 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| Dear FG,
I've had a good day for once. What's the catch?
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06-19-2008, 08:22 PM
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#475 | | Senior Member
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| Dear FG,
I've got a hankerin for some fencerin- what should I do?
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06-20-2008, 01:06 AM
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#476 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl I'm beginning to realize what I REALLY need is a wife! | *waves* I'm over here, Cupcake! Quote:
Originally Posted by Fencergrl I'm not into chicks | Um... is there something you want to tell me?     | |
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06-20-2008, 01:50 AM
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#477 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Um... is there something you want to tell me? | Snookums... you know how I feel about squirrels  They're very tasty!
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06-20-2008, 01:54 AM
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#478 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus Dear FG,
I've got a hankerin for some fencerin- what should I do? | I have just the solution... There's this really, really cool event that everybody who's anybody is talking about... it's called Sabre In The Surf IV Really, really great event. Everyone has a blast.
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06-20-2008, 02:00 AM
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#479 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art Dear FG,
I've had a good day for once. What's the catch? | Dear Good Mood,
There's so many drugs in the water supply, that not only are you in a good mood, but you're also growing breasts... which oddly makes you happier.
So enjoy and make sure you pick up a plastic chest protector before your next tournament. If anyone gives you grief about "cheating" just lift your top and show them your stuff..... this will not only convince them them that you need it, but you'll also end your dating "dry spell".
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06-20-2008, 03:12 AM
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