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the answer to that funny game
I should read a novel instead of ...
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writing one, I haven't the first idea what to do...
Hand me that whip and ↕ Embrace both lines.
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and my club gear. I'm off to teach fencing!
Why is it... Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
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that other people always finish my sentences?
Sometimes, when I am tired, or drunk, or I wake up in the middle of the night, or I am just zoned out from spending too much time on the internet, I have trouble remembering... One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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... what was I saying? I forgot my point.
Oh look! There's a .... Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
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...fat miniature dachshund!
I would never call myself... Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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a genius.
Why did you name your dog...
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Bowden?
My husband said the if he wasn't named Bowden then
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 Originally Posted by LTranter  Bowden?
My husband said the if he wasn't named Bowden then maybe his left testicle would drop.
This morning, I saw my cat leaning
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You should go to the zoo to...
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Teach the kids that beastiallity is wrong.
Except in Washington where ↕ Embrace both lines.
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dogs regularly impregnate small children between the ages of 3 and 9.
And sometimes 2.
Dear old Wes has finally
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The Interstate highway leading to Boston is full...
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of geneticly altered cattle.
You ever think that those cows ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Why do you go to the movies ...
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and continue to give money to Ben Stiller?
What's up with ... Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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Originally Posted by matt9476 and continue to give money to Ben Stiller?
What's up with ... Mr. K playing on Fnet when he should be writing his column??? (thinks editor)
This year, the Buffalo Bills will end the season
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with a 3-point loss in the SuperBowl to the Philadelphia Eagles.
Why do people never However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally take a look at the results. ~ Churchill
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner
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bring plastic sheets with them to hotel rooms so that the next person who stays there doesn't have to sleep on the wet spot?
My god, that was a truly
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