Post the funniest thing you ever saw!

[FLASH GORDON]

I'l Start:

I had to drop off my sister to her high-school field hockey teams, car wash event. Soon enough I saw her team up the road... the funny part was that there was a guy in the outside lane (closet to the curb) driving a little bit ahead of us...he was so distracted by my sisters friends out there in their skimpy bathing suits washing cars he tried to turn the corner without looking at the road and ran into a pole.

Me and my sister were laughing so hard...

[Zilverzmurfen]

"Field Hockey Cars Wash Event"..?

[PeterGustafsson]

Hi!

"Field Hockey Cars Wash Event"..?

Hans syrra var uppenbarligen med i högstadieskolans landhockeylag. (titta bland Sommar-OS utegrenar, så ser du.) Lagmedlemmarna tjänade in pengar till klubben genom att tvätta bilar på gatan, iklädda baddräkter.

Om jag inte missminner mig så har Landvetter ett bra lag (med Svenska mått mätt) i denna idrott.


Ha det bra!

Peter Gustafsson

[Rabid Monk]

Hi!

His syrra each apparently with in högstadieskolans landhockeylag. ( peek among Summer OS utegrenar , so am seeing du. Lagmedlemmarna was earning in money to club per that wash motor on street iklädda swimsuit. If self nots missminner me so had Landvetter one good law ( with Swede measure measure ) in that sport. Good day!

Peter Gustafsson

Stupid online translator.
Can you tell us what you said, Peter?

[larkmaj]

Stupid online translator.
Can you tell us what you said, Peter?

He was probably just explaining how sports teams (especially girls' sports teams) have carwashes as fundraisers.

[Zilverzmurfen]

He was probably just explaining how sports teams (especially girls' sports teams) have carwashes as fundraisers.

Yes, basically. I know what Field Hockey is (played it for a semester, years ago) and I know what Car Wash is. I just didn't see a connection...

(I didn't know about Landvetter, Peter, but I know Valhalla is one of the major teams in Sweden. )

[Shi no Tenshi]

One I saw that was definately up there....

I was walking through the mall with some others, and we went to go into a store. One of them turned a bit early....and, well, it had glass walls....which he plowed into, bounced off, spun around, and fell down. The guy in the store was trying his damnest to not bust out laughing, but was failing pretty miserably, just like the rest of us.

[matt9476]

I was driving on a pretty busy street. The car in front of me must have recently come from a shoddy repair shop, because the back-right tire fell off. It fell off. It fell the f*** off! The car tilted back on the axel and started shooting sparks EVERYWHERE. The tire kept on going, bouncing down the street until it ran a red light and dented a car going through the intersection.

[the maple epee]

Stupid online translator.
Can you tell us what you said, Peter?

I tried to translate that a few hours ago. Got the exact same thing...

[BALKANBOY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnucg...eature=related

[mrbiggs]

Hans syrra var uppenbarligen med i högstadieskolans landhockeylag. (titta bland Sommar-OS utegrenar, så ser du.) Lagmedlemmarna tjänade in pengar till klubben genom att tvätta bilar på gatan, iklädda baddräkter.

Om jag inte missminner mig så har Landvetter ett bra lag (med Svenska mått mätt) i denna idrott.

I'm taking Swedish at college (not really), so I'll give you an approximate translation.

Field hockey is kind of like hockey in that it's played with sticks, except instead of ice, it's played on land. (I know, right? What the hell will the Americans think of next?) The girls all wear tiny skirts, which is essentially the sport's only redeeming quality.

I'm really, really, really, really, really glad I was born in Sweden (well, raised in Sweden at least) so as to avoid this kind of crap.

[Zilverzmurfen]

I'm taking Swedish at college (not really), so I'll give you an approximate translation.

Hang on in there. Some day you might get at least one word correct.

[mrbiggs]

Hang on in there. Some day you might get at least one word correct.

I DEFINITELY saw a "land" in there. Also, "Svenska" means "Sweden," so that makes two.

They're both Germanic languages so in theory I should have been able to get something out of it if I concentrated.

[oiuyt]

I DEFINITELY saw a "land" in there. Also, "Svenska" means "Sweden," so that makes two.

They're both Germanic languages so in theory I should have been able to get something out of it if I concentrated.

Being Germanic helps with grammar. We've borrowed many more words from the Romance languages, so that's where you'll find the cognates.

The grammar matching helps with putting the words in the correct order.

-B

[Zilverzmurfen]

I DEFINITELY saw a "land" in there. Also, "Svenska" means "Sweden," so that makes two.

I didn't mean you didn't make a good attempt, sadly it was just not correct.

('Svenska' menas 'swedish' so you were not too far off.)

[Epee_Pox]

Funniest thing I have EVER seen? Impossible to say, too many great ones to choose from.

Funniest thing I saw TODAY? That's easier: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2217852719&ref=mf

[foillion]

Ok the funniest thing I've ever seen....did. I was in the car with a friend of mine who fenced saber at Umass. We were driving down the street when we both see this individual with long blond hair. As we drive by him I whistle and whiplash to see the face....it was a guy. this is when my friends yells at me to prevent me from rear-ending (no jokes necessary at this point) the car in front of us.

"Whoa"

"Dude you almost hit that car."

"I know"

"Dude that was a dude and you almost hit that car!"

"I know"

"That was a dude!"

"Shut up."

-P