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arcon · 08-05-2001, 07:50 AM

Steve, im up now ill have a bloody mary with ya.......good morning......how are ya?

arcon

SteveMcDonough · 08-13-2001, 03:35 PM

I'm cool, thanks.

Sorry. I was miles away. A bloody mary. Fancy a game of darts, Y'highness? My butt is better, and I can walk now.

Steve.

DamedEscrime · 08-13-2001, 04:24 PM

The door pops open and in breezes THE DAME.
"HELLO DAME" the gang calls out. "HI GANG!" she replies. "Bar keep, The darkest beer you've got! Before me arm falls off. After 35 bouts I need to relax. Make it 2."
Down the bar slides the first one. A deep, dark, tasty brew. "Chug it, Dame!" they call out. "No Sweat." and so it goes once, twice, three time. "Oh my, I've NEVER seen her do that before. She must have something on her mind."

SteveMcDonough · 08-13-2001, 05:16 PM

And a very well deserved drink too, Dame. This has been a good week for you so far. Keep it up!

Steve.

DamedEscrime · 08-13-2001, 06:07 PM

Well thank you, Steven, my friend! Have a round with me?

Iwant2bafencer · 08-13-2001, 08:44 PM

Slowly walks into the pub draging her feet from her three hours of none stop catching. Deffinatly doesn't get the same welcome as the Dame. Only a few nods here and there. Slips onto a bar stool. "Bartender gime a Freska will ya?" The bartender slides her drink down the bar, and she turn to see who all was there. Then lifts her glass and says. "To Steve, 1st prize winner of the writing contest and the guy who got me this drink." Swollows some of her drink whlie the room fills with "here here"s and "Steve the man" things like that. Goes back to drinking her srink alone.

Fencing Angel · 08-13-2001, 09:16 PM

hey well.. you can't win them all... and theres allways next year.. and all the chearing up speach.... well mine as well join you.. bar keep.... give me what the lady had.

Iwant2bafencer · 08-14-2001, 06:25 AM

"Angel I haven't seen you in a while. Where and how ya been?"

latenight · 08-14-2001, 07:44 AM

vodka tonic, and Arcon, check your pms

Fencing Angel · 08-14-2001, 11:08 AM

well m'lady.. long story.. but i have been well.. working for the king isn't a easy job.. and i could use all the help that i can get.. ::yells:: ANY TAKERS?!?.... anyway anything new with you?

Iwant2bafencer · 08-14-2001, 08:24 PM

I can see how working for the king can be a tough job. Well I went on a trip to Colorado. It's beautiful out there! What do you need help with?

aranis · 08-14-2001, 08:31 PM

The night turned cold, a chill breeze whistled through the pub door that suddenly opened.
A stranger appeared at the door and walked slowly to the bar, using a cane to help him walk. When he had seated himself,the barkeep came to serve him, "Well sir what will you have?"
The stranger looked up wearily, and raspily said "What do you reccommend on the menu barkeep?"
"Och for a days like this we have fresh bread and hot dog broth. I'll brings some to you."

Latenight turned to look at the stranger out of the corner of his eye. He noticed that the stranger wore a strange insignia on the throat clasp of his cloak. It resembled none of the coat of arms from any of the kingdoms that he knew.
Latenight got up and went over to the stranger. "Good evening sir, you must be new to town. Do you mind if I sit down here?"

The stranger looked up at him from his broth and motioned Latenight to sit down.

Latenight sat down opposite the stranger and tried to get a look at the strangers face, but the cowl of the strangers cloak kept his face well hidden in shadow.

" So sir, what can I do for you>" Asked the stranger.

"I noticed, " Latenight began, and then stopped. The cloak clasp insignia was no longer there. The cloak was closed at the strangers throat by a draw-string.

The stranger looked at Latenight and Latenight felt not-quite-himself. He told the stranger everything about himself, his position in Arconia, his adventures and especially he told the stranger all about Queen Zelda.
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Latenight woke up. His head pounding, his mouth felt furry. He looked up with glazed eyes at the morning sun.
Steve came over to him, "Good to see you awake Latenight! Boy, I didnt think you would ever wake up. I could not even move you!".
Latenight tried to over come the fuzziness in his head. "But Steve," he said, "I didnt even drink enough last night to feel like this!"
As he said this, Latenight fell to his knees retching.
Steve looked at him in disgust, "Couldnt you have gone outside? What the hell do you mean you didnt drink" he muttered as he walked away to get a mop and bucket to clean up the mess.
Latenight staggered to his feet as Steve came back. "Steve, what happened to the stranger?".
Steve looked at him curiously, "What stranger? I think you must be dreaming boy, get home to bed before I call the palace guards to come and get you!"

Latenight looked around him. It was morning, the world around him was awake. His head was punding and the memory of someone he had been talking to was fast dissappearing. Latenight decided he had better get home to bed. The King was expected back from his adventures any day now and he did have a lot of papers to prepare for the king.

Sitting on the window sill near him, was a small black bird. Who when Latenite stirred took off back to the woods.

[ 09-04-2001: Message edited by: aranis ]

arcon · 08-15-2001, 09:09 AM

Latenight you are with us on these adventures . ....how are you in two places at one time.......hmmmmmmmmmmm have you a arconian partical transmitter an APT....I know A.S.S.has issued the A.P.T.s but i was unaware they were in use yet......hmmmmmm...just proves the king doesnt know everything.
Put away that A.P.T. and get your A-- back here with us....A.S.A.P. Ive got a wild boar on the campfire.....and a full bottle of Brandy with mine and your name on it.

Arcon of Arconia

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]

Fencing Angel · 08-15-2001, 10:18 AM

well m'lady.. we coudl use help with just about anything, what are your skills?

DamedEscrime · 08-15-2001, 04:37 PM

I do hope that the king will share his brandy and boar with a loyal and devoted Lady.

Iwant2bafencer · 08-16-2001, 05:45 AM

"I have Many skills good sir. Tell me what skills you shall be in need of and I'll see what we've got." Glances down at her empty glass. "hmmm. . .ah another Freska please bartender. Oh and re-fill whatever he's having." Nods toward angel.

latenight · 08-16-2001, 12:21 PM

Whew, no more vodka tonic for me!

I'm sticking to Dewars from now on.

Hope I didn't go on and on about the queen too much....being she's a hottie and all.

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: latenight ]

SteveMcDonough · 08-20-2001, 04:21 AM

It's good to see most of the gang's here.

Who's up for a round of killer?

Steve.
Surf and destroy.

DamedEscrime · 08-20-2001, 01:04 PM

Suddenly, a runner bursts through the door.
"TO ARMS! TO ARMS! THE KING HAS BEEN ATTACKED
All able bodied Arconians are to arm themselves and report to the north forest immediately"

SteveMcDonough · 08-20-2001, 07:07 PM

yeah. In a bit.
Shrorrt b-back and ssssidses, plees, barbmann....

I grab my sword, and stand up and run toward the door... SmACk! into the mirror. bug*er.

I'm coming.

I pick myself up, remove the bits of broken glass from my person, retrieve a tooth from the floor. I charge out of the pub, and straight into a lamp-post.

(Why does the King have to get himself attacked on my night out?)

Steve.

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