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  1. 01-15-2008 05:12 PM #1
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    The Chuck Norris Thread

    Post facts about Chuck Norris. For help, add the Chuck Norris Fact Generator to your iGoogle homepage.

    Example: They once tried to market a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.


    Keep it clean!
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  2. 01-15-2008 05:18 PM #2
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    Fact: Chuck Norris is so fast he already killed this thread over a year ago.

    For your safety
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  3. 01-16-2008 12:26 AM #3
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    Chuck Norris once endorsed an evangelist nutjob for president and lost all his credibility.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFCVyxt64MQ
    High school sure was fun.
  4. 01-16-2008 01:22 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by NCFencer View Post
    Example: They once tried to market a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
    Yes, but is he responsible for global warming? I have a list of scientists that think he is. Also, as far as I know Al Gore never studied Norrisology in school. So, if he says that Chuck Norris didnt cause global warming, you know he's full of it.

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  5. 01-21-2008 02:24 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miglin View Post
    Chuck Norris once endorsed an evangelist nutjob for president and lost all his credibility.
    Haha!!

    Chuck Norris is so manly he has two Y chromosomes.
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  6. 01-21-2008 02:18 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior Princess View Post
    Haha!!

    Chuck Norris is so manly he has two Y chromosomes.
    Try again.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XYY
    >:U
  7. 01-21-2008 02:23 PM #7
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    Yeah, sorry, while the XYY thing isn't likely, it's not impossible, and Chuck Norris is only XY.


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  8. 01-21-2008 11:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA View Post
    Try again.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XYY
    wikipedia isn't a good source. For anything, and don't try to tell me "but there were studies...". And it was a joke from my bio-class.
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  9. 01-22-2008 12:01 AM #9
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    Well, yeah, it was funny.

    But his point was he's not the only XYY guy..


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  10. 01-22-2008 12:34 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    Well, yeah, it was funny.

    But his point was he's not the only XYY guy..
    Fine, Chuck Norris is so manly he has THREE Y chromosomes
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  11. 01-22-2008 01:12 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior Princess View Post
    wikipedia isn't a good source. For anything, and don't try to tell me "but there were studies...". And it was a joke from my bio-class.
    Attacking a source only works if you dispute the information related.

    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior Princess View Post
    Fine, Chuck Norris is so manly he has THREE Y chromosomes
    Maybe your bio class thought the joke was funny because they're all aneuploidal. "Chuck Norris is the first adult 23, 0Y" would be a little more funny to a biology nerd given the haploid nature of the male gamete. Go check Wikipedia if you don't know what I'm saying here.
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  12. 01-22-2008 01:13 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA View Post
    Attacking a source only works if you dispute the information related.


    Maybe your bio class thought the joke was funny because they're all aneuploidal. "Chuck Norris is the first adult 23, 0Y" would be a little more funny to a biology nerd given the haploid nature of the male gamete. Go check Wikipedia if you don't know what I'm saying here.
    I may not know a lot about biology, but I know "gamete" is a made-up word. NICE TRY!
  13. 01-22-2008 01:18 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBranigan View Post
    I may not know a lot about biology, but I know "gamete" is a made-up word. NICE TRY!
    Not according to Wikipedia!
  14. 01-23-2008 10:01 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior Princess View Post
    wikipedia isn't a good source. For anything.
    This is just what they tell you in High School so you don't reference it in your papers, which is a good thing. Wikipedia is very accurate, especially those sources that are cited. Studies have shown that Wikipedia is generally as accurate as the Encyclopedia Britannica just with much more information.

    If you want a citation:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...ipedia#_note-4
    Under "usefullness as a reference"

    Of course, that cites this:
    http://www.news.com/2100-1038_3-5997332.html

    Which then references a study published in a peer reviewed journal.
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  15. 01-23-2008 10:06 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by larkmaj View Post
    This is just what they tell you in High School so you don't reference it in your papers, which is a good thing. Wikipedia is very accurate, especially those sources that are cited. Studies have shown that Wikipedia is generally as accurate as the Encyclopedia Britannica just with much more information.
    The comparison was fatally flawed. Considering it was run by Science then it's unscientific method was surprising.

    Wiki is good if you want to know things about pop culture, or things that fat nerds like (e.g. klingon).
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    I have Chuck Norris on my WII.
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  19. 01-26-2008 09:46 AM #19
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    Considering that Chuck endorses Huckabee then I think your election is a foregone conclusion. Never new Chuck was a religous dude either.

    He probably kicks arse for the lord.
  20. 01-27-2008 11:47 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Wiki is good if you want to know things about pop culture, or things that fat nerds like (e.g. klingon).
    Hey! I may be a nerd, but I'm not fat!

    And I do actually know how to speak some Klingon... in fact, I own the Klingon Dictionary and I've read Hamlet in the original Klingon.
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