| Mango v. Zelda
Director: En garde. Prêtes? Allez.
Mango: (advances)
Zelda: (advances)
Mango: (beats blade)
Zelda: (jumps ten feet in the air and flicks the top of the right shoulder)
Mango: (goes into a full split and does a augmented over-head parry since the blade attack is coming from above)
Zelda: (does a double twist, into a half-pike, followed by a full-layout and then tumbling into a somersault)
Director: Halt. Attaque. Parry. No touches.
Zelda and Mango: (get into the en garde position)
Director: Prêt? Allez.
Zelda: (advances and jumps veritically twenty feet into the air)
Mango: (jumps vertically twenty feet into the air)
Zelda: (extends)
Mango: (parries and ripostes)
Zelda: (counter-parries and riposte)
Mango: (flick to the back)
Zelda: (parries high and ripostes)
Mango: (parries and lands on the ground)
Zelda: (disengages and lands on the ground)
Mango: (jumps one-hundred and fifty feet into the air and knocks her head on the ceiling of the building and falls)
Director: Halt. Mango...Yellow card, uncontrolled fencing.
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