Minor Problem (GW)

[arcon]

Knights of Arconia, we have a minor problem here in the kingdom. There is a crazed Gen. running about trying to stir up unrest in
Arconia. Goes by the name of George Washington. He appears to have no allies. Would you mind taking turns and keeping an eye out for this pest. Im sorry to interupt
your training excercises for the upcoming tournament in the "Land of the West" for such a minor situation but there've been some complaints from some merchants and other citizens. Both the Queen and I would appreciate your assistance.
Thank you, King Arcon.

[Dame d'escrime]

King Arcon, I am not a knight though I strive to be. Eventhough I will happily do what I can to help protect the kingdom.
Your servant,
Dame Josephine Aldora LeBlanc

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You CAN teach old dogs new tricks.

[Willow]

King Arcon, on the plus side, this GW hasn't got a chance in Hell, Hades, Tartarus, whatever you want to call it, of hurting anything in Arconia. His fumbling, pitiful attempts to hurt us have failed miserably. Can you say LOSER? If he keeps up, I will warn Queen Zelda and perform another spell, which will destroy him, if need be.

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does Elvis talk to you?

[arcon]

Dame, its time we looked into your Knighhood.
Swordsman is gone for now, and the kingdom needs your assistance. I will check with Zelda about another ceremony.
Thanks, King Arcon

[arcon]

I only need one other Knight to recommend you
for Knighthood, then the process can be started.........Willow.....its time to consider you also..
Arcon of arconia.

[Willow]

Arcon, I humbly accept whatever you decide.

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does Elvis talk to you?

[Moonitic]

In some cases, the tongue & wit are sharper than any sword. If it is a battle of either, GW will lose hands down. He hasn't proven witty, or creative, at all.

Perhaps he is merely daft. Maybe from sniffing the glue used for blade rewiring. I almost pity such a desperate, fumbling attempt at being accepted.