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  1. 12-04-2007 12:17 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    Hey there, and welcome!

    Don't pay attention to everybody else making fun of you, they're just
    It occurs to me that there could be a fun game in finishing off some of these sentences in the manner that their originator 'intended'.

    Obviously this one should have ended 'distracted by a horde of rampaging lemmings'
  2. 01-01-2008 05:21 PM #22
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    Poor guy Now you've all got him thinking that it's
    Been There. Done That. Too Bad.
  3. 01-01-2008 06:20 PM #23
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    God your all so rude, hes just
    Never argue with an idiot. He will bring you down to your level and beat you with experience.

    The only break us fencers get is a lunge break.
  4. 01-01-2008 06:23 PM #24
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    Rude is not the word, they are just a bunch of
    Blondes, brunettes or redheads? Personally I prefer epee girls; they are not afraid to touche all over.
  5. 01-01-2008 08:17 PM #25
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    Come on. Isn't this joke getting a bit
  6. 01-01-2008 09:20 PM #26
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    Not really, like a fine wine it only gets better with
    Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
  7. 01-01-2008 11:27 PM #27
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    This is the best thread since the one about the midgets and their
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  8. 01-02-2008 12:19 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    This is the best thread since the one about the midgets and their
    You guys are hilarious. Somehow this thread made my day.
    A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
  9. 01-02-2008 12:20 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    This is the best thread since the one about the midgets and their
    MAPLE! Shut your
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

    Founding Father of the 516,649 Post Thread.
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  10. 01-02-2008 01:26 AM #30
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    If you guys don't quit it so help me god I'll take my epee and
    "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner

    "Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz

    But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
  11. 01-06-2008 12:57 AM #31
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    You'll what? You haven't got the
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
  12. 01-06-2008 07:14 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    You'll what? You haven't got the
    You don't think so? Come see me at the next NAC and I'll show you just how big my
    "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner

    "Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz

    But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
  13. 01-06-2008 07:32 PM #33
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    That's something only your girlfriend
    Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring.
    Has anyone seen a god around here who is of the reflecting kind?
  14. 01-06-2008 07:40 PM #34
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    You know, back in the days when the world was young and people used mainframe computers, my cats used to send messages like this to the system operator by stomping on the terminal keyboard fdiboixytlvy
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  15. 01-08-2008 01:13 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by failfoilfencer View Post
    Hey I'm new to the forums, ive been fencing about just
    This has got to be the best thread ever. I just can't believe that it's
    Been There. Done That. Too Bad.
  16. 01-08-2008 05:13 AM #36
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    I agree, rep all around. This is one of the funniest threads I've read in my time at
  17. 01-08-2008 07:12 AM #37
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    Dude, this thread would have been so much better if it hadn't been for the
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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    I resent that remark! Let's please keep the remarks
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
  19. 01-08-2008 02:35 PM #39
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    Inq, shut it. You guys have gone overboard and probably scared the poor chap off. Let's all put on our happy faces and give him a nice big Fnet


    Damn! I keep forgetting what I was going to


    "Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
  20. 01-08-2008 03:18 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In View Post
    Let's all put on our happy faces and give him a nice big Fnet
    There are so many funny ways to finish
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