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Oh, and Penguins know how to operate in groups strategically, while bears are total loners. However, I'm pretty sure bears can take like a gazillion bullets before dying. I think it'll be an absolute massacre- and it'll come down to one penguin and one bear. The penguin will be eaten savagely, but will whip out his combat knife and finish the job from the inside. It'll be like Hamlet. Everyone dies.
I put bears just because it said nothing about wolves. Wolves would in fact win anything. They're fast, strong, vicious, loyal, organized and look out for each other.
Bears are distantly related to wolves... so they aren't all bad.
I have 3 Penguins however, Bumpy, Poopy, and Bob.
Bumpy runs in to everything, Poopy cannot control his bowels and Bob just stands there.
Still, they're better at fighting evil spleen monkeys than they are at fighting bears.
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