11-13-2007, 08:26 PM
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| Huge "JOHNSON"
A Milwaukee fencer's "JOHNSON" extends all the to his knee. His huge "Johnson" is clearly visible extending all the way to his knee.
See attached picture
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11-13-2007, 08:29 PM
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| ... I thought you were older than 12.... : P
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11-13-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe biebel  A Milwaukee fencer's "JOHNSON" extends all the to his knee. His huge "Johnson" is clearly visible extending all the way to his knee.
See attached picture | Ho ho. | |
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11-13-2007, 09:00 PM
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| That's just wrong....FUNNY..but wrong! (kinda like "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al) | 
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11-13-2007, 09:30 PM
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| In an ironic twist, his first name is "Woody." 
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11-13-2007, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. Slo-mo In an ironic twist, his first name is "Woody." | [/thread] We have a winnah! | |
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11-13-2007, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. Slo-mo In an ironic twist, his first name is "Woody." | It's like raiiiiaaaaiiin on your wedding day.
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11-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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| No. No. No. Alanis Morissette clearly doesn't understand what irony is. | |
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11-14-2007, 12:50 AM
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| I figured his first name would be Hugh. 
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11-14-2007, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Katman I figured his first name would be Hugh. | *insert random "Blazing Saddles" quote here* | |
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11-14-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe biebel A Milwaukee fencer's "JOHNSON" extends all the to his knee. | but a San Francisco fencer's "WANG", not even close. | |
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11-14-2007, 12:20 PM
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| Ha ha. If my name were "WANG", I'd ask Saul or Bob Marx to extend the name all the way down the britches. And use purplish color ink.
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11-15-2007, 02:38 AM
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11-15-2007, 02:47 AM
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| The winning speed ice skater for China at hte 2004 olympics was called Manli Wang.
MANLY WANG! | |
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11-15-2007, 09:03 AM
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| can you have a girly wang?
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11-15-2007, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by tehcow can you have a girly wang? | That's something no man would admit to! | |
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11-15-2007, 12:12 PM
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| A few months ago, the ESPN feed on my iGoogle page included this headline:
Yankees wave magic Wang and sweep Red Sox
*facepalm*
I spent the next several minutes with the disturbing mental image of the Yankees standing around the dugout trying to decide who had the most magical wang and who got/had to wave it around. | |
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11-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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| When he was a rookie, CNN-SI ran the following headline:
"Yankees insert Wang into rotation"
I'm betting a bored (and puerile) copy editor let that one slide on purpose. | |
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11-15-2007, 02:55 PM
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The winning speed ice skater for China at hte 2004 olympics was called Manli Wang.
| Ummm, weren't the SUMMER Olympics in 2004?
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11-15-2007, 03:01 PM
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| How dare you inject reality into this thread  | |
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