Can you learn fencing from Hollywood?

[Redblade]

At least you can learn to fence and respond theatrically.

"Damn you, ((insert opponent's name here))! I swear on my father's grave that I shall meet you again in DEs and make you pay for the humiliation heaped upon me in the pool bouts. Your pain will be overwhelming! My vengence will be--

"Hmmm? Sorry sir. Yes, you're right; I should leave the strip now. No, no, no, a black card is entirely unnecessary...."

[Fencergrl]

Shhh... don't give people ideas or the next tournament you'll hear:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You fenced my father prepare to lose".
Ref: "Stop saying that!"
Fencer: "Offer me money"
Ref: "No, but I will offer you a black card"
Fencer "Power too promise that!"
Ref: "All that I have and more. Here's your black card... feel it's power. Now please leave and take that large rat you brought with you."
Fencer: You mean the R.O.U.S.'s?
Ref: What?
Fencer: The Rodent Of Unusual Size
Ref: "Yeah whatever.... next up... Johnson vs Wang... Sigh... it's going to be a long day..." Ref thinks to himself... I seem to be getting assigned all the weirdos today to ref. Usually when my wife volunteers this doesn't happen. I can't imagine she's mad at me. Afterall, I did all the moves I saw in the porn movie we watched. She's gotta be thrilled with my performance last night. I just can't shake the feeling that she's trying to tell me something.
Ref out loud: "Johnson Vs Wang!.... Has anyone seen a Wang or a Johnson around here? I need a Johnson or Wang over on strip 3 right away!... 1 minute and I'll be scratching Johnson!" Why did that mother just give me a dirty look?