11-04-2007, 01:32 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Psyche em out the right way
!!!boo!!!
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11-04-2007, 01:54 AM
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| The correct response WOULD have been...
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge  Most people think that they know how to psyche out their opponent but they don't. Scare tactics such as looking mean, grunting, shouting and other emotional outburst do not work. Nor does acting numb, absent-minded, stuck-up or any other form of pretentious disinterest work. People know those tricks and are way used to it. You have to do what people never expect.
I won the last tournament I was in a few weeks ago without any effort. In the finals, just before we got en guarde, I got one of my club mate's little sister who is really friggan hot looking to walk up to my opponent and tell him that she could see how small his dick is in those knickers. The final score was 15-3 and 2 of his points were doubles.
He was super pissed when my friend's sister gave me a high-five at the end. |
How do real men KNOW whether or not a woman orgasms?
Answer: Real men don't give a F***
Nice set up though.
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11-04-2007, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by fatfencer How do real men KNOW whether or not a woman orgasms?
Answer: Real men don't give a F***
Nice set up though.
FF | o.0 This must be why my relationships tend to last so long. Everyone else is busy trying to be a "real man." | |
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11-04-2007, 02:56 AM
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| Real man no need relation. Relation only tie real man down. Real man want to smash. Real man expert in martial arts! | |
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11-04-2007, 03:35 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hoboken, NJ and Worcester, MA
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Most people think that they know how to psyche out their opponent but they don't. Scare tactics such as looking mean, grunting, shouting and other emotional outburst do not work. Nor does acting numb, absent-minded, stuck-up or any other form of pretentious disinterest work. People know those tricks and are way used to it. You have to do what people never expect.
I won the last tournament I was in a few weeks ago without any effort. In the finals, just before we got en guarde, I got one of my club mate's little sister who is really friggan hot looking to walk up to my opponent and tell him that she could see how small his dick is in those knickers. The final score was 15-3 and 2 of his points were doubles.
He was super pissed when my friend's sister gave me a high-five at the end. | I wonder if I could pull something like that off...  | |
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11-04-2007, 06:42 PM
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| I don't think I have the guts to do something like that.  I'm too nice. | |
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11-04-2007, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: why do you need to know
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Most people think that they know how to psyche out their opponent but they don't. Scare tactics such as looking mean, grunting, shouting and other emotional outburst do not work. Nor does acting numb, absent-minded, stuck-up or any other form of pretentious disinterest work. People know those tricks and are way used to it. You have to do what people never expect.
I won the last tournament I was in a few weeks ago without any effort. In the finals, just before we got en guarde, I got one of my club mate's little sister who is really friggan hot looking to walk up to my opponent and tell him that she could see how small his dick is in those knickers. The final score was 15-3 and 2 of his points were doubles.
He was super pissed when my friend's sister gave me a high-five at the end. | I am going to try that thanks for the idea.
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11-05-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge Most people think that they know how to psyche out their opponent but they don't. Scare tactics such as looking mean, grunting, shouting and other emotional outburst do not work. Nor does acting numb, absent-minded, stuck-up or any other form of pretentious disinterest work. People know those tricks and are way used to it. You have to do what people never expect.
I won the last tournament I was in a few weeks ago without any effort. In the finals, just before we got en guarde, I got one of my club mate's little sister who is really friggan hot looking to walk up to my opponent and tell him that she could see how small his dick is in those knickers. The final score was 15-3 and 2 of his points were doubles.
He was super pissed when my friend's sister gave me a high-five at the end. | Funny story, I've actually done that before all by myself using a set of clever disguises. | |
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