I have an IQ of 139, which placed me in the advanced class in elementary school. Sadly, I still graduated high school with an 84 average, because, dammit, I didn't like to do homework.
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Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
I write, fence, throw and do everything else with my left hand, except for one thing: cut with scissors. In preschool they forced me to cut with my right hand so now when some "thoughtful" person gets me a lefty pair of scissors I have no idea what to do with them.
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dent in my car.
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One test is worth a thousand opinions. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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"Because I'm the mom, that's why."-- every good mom in history "You are the f.net mom" Sword Hobbit "as long as you don't call me the 'f.ing mom" Nicksmom
I used to keep thousands of worms in a container in my basement.
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