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[SFfencer]

I'm not going to be posting for a bit

Woo Hoo!

[lefty_monster]

I sliced my finger on a can today. Lotsa blood.

[Fencing Fool]

When I was a new fencer, I beat some pretty good people at competitions. But then I learned proper technique and now I suck pretty bad.

[jaroslav]

I can pick locks! It's surprisingly easy! Now I'm paranoid about locking the back door twice. Gulp... I didn't check the locks last night.

[matt9476]

I once won 32 straight matches of "Ultimate Mortal Kombat III" in the Buffalo State College arcade. I used Smoke for most of my victories.

[Fencergrl]

I have only tried bowling once (forced by my friends in highschool). I found it boring, as I kept throwing strikes and I really didn't understand why others found it hard.

[lefty_monster]

I kept throwing strikes and I really didn't understand why others found it hard.

I hate you.

[BrianH]

I hate you.

Hey! Be nice to my friend Fencergrl!

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

I get pissed off when a writer or news program refers to the city of Portland and assumes that we all know it's the second Portland they are referring to. Keep in mind that Portland, Maine was the first Portland in North America, and:

* It's the largest city in the State of Maine
* It has some of the best dining on the East Coast
* It is really a working port, with tankers, cargo ships and cruise ships coming frequently.
* Portland is home to the fastest ferry in North America (maybe the world).
* Casco Bay, where Portland is located, has 365 islands.

When settlers from Boston and Portland ventured west to what is now called the city of Portland, Oregon, the question of what to name the new city, Boston or Portland, was decided by a coin flip.

[Have At You]

I don't feel strongly enough about anything to hate anything, and I consider this a personal failing.

[Sword Hobbit]

I quit therapy to start up fencing again...and really like my life better now.

[BrianH]

When settlers from Boston and Portland ventured west to what is now called the city of Portland, Oregon, the question of what to name the new city, Boston or Portland, was decided by a coin flip.

True story, and I think we should let you have the name Portland, while we return to our original name of Stumptown.

[sionnach]

I just put a bit of tape on my fencing shoes for the first time, i feel so elite.

[parrythis]

When I open a bottle of wine, I don't throw the cork away. I save it. I don't know what for, but I feel they may come in handy some day.

BTW, I have a LOT of corks.

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

When I open a bottle of wine, I don't throw the cork away. I save it. I don't know what for, but I feel they may come in handy some day.

BTW, I have a LOT of corks.

You can burn corks then rub them on your face for camouflage! You're thinking ahead!

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

True story, and I think we should let you have the name Portland, while we return to our original name of Stumptown.

THANK YOU! By the way...I've run into people from Portland II who don't believe that P2 was named after P!

[Fencergrl]

I hate you.

I started pitching softball when I was 5. I'm good at aiming at stuff as I started at a very early age.

You'll need to stand in line to hate me.... I annoyed my husband the first time he showed me how to shoot a rifle and landed my first three shots on the target in an area the size of a dime.... Oh and my coach when I hit her on the top of her thumb when she went for a toe hit.

Back to the end of the line LM!!!

[Beloit Fencer of Old]

I love the taste of peanuts. I love the taste of chocolate chip cookies. Put them together, and I hate them both.

[Zasha]

i named my ipod herbert. because he just wants...to..sing....

please, someon, get the reference.

[matt9476]

I can recite the rant from Christmas Vacation verbatim, and I often do at holiday parties.