Zombies... Discuss

[jaroslav]

Well, do you have a zombie escape plan? Do you know how to completly destroy a zombie so it doesn't get back up and eat you? Well?

[wahrman]

I sleep with my cricket bat within reach. I should be good.

[jaroslav]

Yeah, I sleep with my katana and broadsword next to my bed.

[Hattrick]

I sleep with my cricket bat within reach. I should be good.

ok Shaun... I will always think of you in "spaced" though

Zombie Defense Plan (ZDP) totaly depends on the zombie type. Shambling Romero zombies are dispatched easily with a 2 horse Husqvarna 36 inch Logging Chainsaw. for the OMG fast Zombies Bullets Lots and Lots of bullets, I dont know how I would do it with out a gun to put them into but I know bullets work

[wahrman]

heh Spaced ruled!

ok Shaun... I will always think of you in "spaced" though

[jaroslav]

Zombie Defense Plan (ZDP) totaly depends on the zombie type. Shambling Romero zombies are dispatched easily with a 2 horse Husqvarna 36 inch Logging Chainsaw. for the OMG fast Zombies Bullets Lots and Lots of bullets, I dont know how I would do it with out a gun to put them into but I know bullets work

Loud weapons are for zombie hunters, and that's entirely ok. What if you were trying to escape though?

[magnus malus lupus]

I sleep with my claymore and ninja next to my bed.

[Hattrick]

Escape vehicle... 1970 Plymouth Satellite, Road boat, Heavy Steel, and a decent Grill guard. absolute crap on the gas mileage though. Hijack it, then drive to someplace like Minden Nv. flat land that you could defend and see for miles. refuel a plane and book it to the north, some place like hmmmm Yellowknife. I know they have beer there, and I've never seen a zombie in a parka. -40 to -50 deg Fahrenheit should freeze them out.

[jaroslav]

Yep, good idea. But make sure to remove the zombie's head if they happen to thaw out.

[Hattrick]

I sleep with my claymore and ninja next to my bed.

if you are the Big Bad Wolf, I wouldn't think you needed a claymore and a ninja sidekick..

[magnus malus lupus]

They cover my back.

[the maple epee]

I think my Husqvarna should be quite adiquate. 8.5 horsepower, 42" cutting bar.

I'll keep a box of records handy, in case I run out of fuel...

[Philistine]

Well, do you have a zombie escape plan? Do you know how to completly destroy a zombie so it doesn't get back up and eat you? Well?

What everyone needs: The Zombie Survival Guide

--Philistine

[ThatReallyHurt]

I generally keep a good supply of fire on hand. It's surprisingly good at getting rid of all kinds of stuff.

[magnus malus lupus]

What everyone needs: The Zombie Survival Guide

--Philistine

I have it!☺

[epeeforlife]

What everyone needs: The Zombie Survival Guide

--Philistine

That should be required reading in public schools!

[KD5MDK]

RE: Your Brains

For zombies in the business world.

[wahrman]

Sigh, yes I'm a dork. I've got a copy as well.

[noodle]

primary plan: steak myself out on a roof of a structurally sound building which has no way up except to someone with manual dexterity. kind of like the mall in dawn of the dead, except that room was too convenient, and not necessarily on a mall, although that'd be preferrable. also like 28 days later in the apartment building. primary goal would be to get the thing fixed up so that things can't just waltz on up to get me, and general defence from bandits. secondary objective would be to secure supplies, tertiary objective to make it habitable.

secondary plan: according to the new resident evil movie, any number of zombies are effectively stopped by chain link fence. i would get behind one.

yes, i have thought about this before.
i mean, who doesn't look at a building and decide if its zombie-defensible or not? i mean, c'mon...

[wahrman]

I thought I was the only.

yes, i have thought about this before.
i mean, who doesn't look at a building and decide if its zombie-defensible or not? i mean, c'mon...