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 Originally Posted by KD5MDK  I'll bet they have the better taste than to listen to him. Yes, zombies have a good taste for human flesh. Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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No, I'm pretty sure they'll eat just about anybody.
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Is there anything that's cheap, simple, easy, and morally acceptable to use as zombie bait? Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Is there anything that's cheap, simple, easy, and morally acceptable to use as zombie bait? Most epee fencers? (that is to say not the cutest, most lovely, irreplaceable girl in the world- DE_S_T)
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus Most epee fencers? (that is to say not the cutest, most lovely, irreplaceable girl in the world- DE_S_T) She might earn the title of zombie as well. Only a dead person could love a breathing husk of flab. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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You know DFP, it seems no matter how much you work out, or how much muscle you build in your gluteus, you still seem unable to hide the fact that you are one giant asshole.
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus You know DFP, it seems no matter how much you work out, or how much muscle you build in your gluteus, you still seem unable to hide the fact that you are one giant asshole. I don't try to hide it.
And its better to work out and be a collosal prick then to let gods gift to you parish in a cellulite fire of fritos and purple fanta.
Oh that purple, purple fanta...... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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By the way I hate fritos, and prefer Sam's Choice grape soda. And if I'm wasting god's gift to me, it's probably somewhere along the lines of being able to tell the average person the difference between God, and god, and not "having any initials behind my name" as one of my fencing buddy's says. Oh by the way DFP, I would be willing to bet if you asked people who they would rather be locked in a room with for an hour, the answer might surprise you.
EDIT: Oh yeah just an aside, how many times have you been banned from coming to one club or another? That's ok, I'm sure it's just cause you're better than them!
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I met a zombie the other day. It's a shame though, I had to shoot it in the head. Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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"a braggart, a rogue, a villaine that fights by the book of arithmatick. Why the dev'l came you betweene us?.."
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus By the way I hate fritos, and prefer Sam's Choice grape soda. And if I'm wasting god's gift to me, it's probably somewhere along the lines of being able to tell the average person the difference between God, and god, and not "having any initials behind my name" as one of my fencing buddy's says. Oh by the way DFP, I would be willing to bet if you asked people who they would rather be locked in a room with for an hour, the answer might surprise you.
EDIT: Oh yeah just an aside, how many times have you been banned from coming to one club or another? That's ok, I'm sure it's just cause you're better than them! I'm not tossing my hat into the ring or anything, but I think DFP is winning.
Also, who wants to get a beat going behind this and have the two have an MC battle? RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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Originally Posted by the ancient one  Okay... the last two are kind of wierd. Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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