Fencing competition early June, me vs. french 'newbie' fencer.
Distance got close and during infighting the french girl began stabbing at my feet/lower legs. Really hard. She hit me in the shin very forcefully -- a round épée stab right through the skin.
I'm not joking, there was virtually a round hole in my shin and it bled quite a bit. It took forever too heal properly, and the area is still like a big 'lump' of scar tissue.