10-05-2007, 03:50 PM
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Why do people constantly insist on telling me that they are going somewhere to 'take a dump?' I personally always go and LEAVE one, having no wish to bring it back with me to my starting place.
Why do people always look at me oddly when I respond to tehir question of "What's Up?" with the perfectly reasonable response: "Up is a direction, realtive to the nearest Very large gravitational source, usually in the direction opposit the center therof, but not always."
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10-05-2007, 04:08 PM
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How does the invisible man shave?
How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
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10-05-2007, 04:23 PM
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10-05-2007, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Art  How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz? | Hummm... Again with the taking of things I'd rather leave behind!
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10-05-2007, 04:43 PM
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10-05-2007, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Beloit Fencer of Old | I confused it...
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10-05-2007, 05:46 PM
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10-06-2007, 12:57 AM
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"Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth. - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein
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10-06-2007, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz? | Very, very carefully.
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10-06-2007, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by D'Art How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz? | How does he do opposite-to-afterwork to Mrs. Scissorhands?
How do porcupines and hedgehogs procreate and give birth? BTW, look up on wikipedia how the "part" of male cats and pigs look like. You would not like to be a ladycat or sow.
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10-09-2007, 02:05 AM
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| What do you ship styrofoam in?
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10-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt What do you ship styrofoam in? | Ships | |
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10-09-2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sionnach Ships | Well, yeah - but what do you pack it in to make sure it doesn't get damaged on the way?
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10-09-2007, 02:27 PM
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10-09-2007, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Well, yeah - but what do you pack it in to make sure it doesn't get damaged on the way? | Cardboard, the natural outerl layer of styrofoam. Just about all styrofoam I've received came packaged in cardboard. | |
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10-09-2007, 05:29 PM
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| hmmmm heres one.
To Cleave - To break apart with force
To Cleave - to bind together
both valid and opposite ?!?!?!? | |
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10-09-2007, 05:31 PM
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10-09-2007, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen That's why there's no reason to speak perfect english! | Rite on! 
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10-09-2007, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Rite on! | However, please don't write on. We've had enough.  | |
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10-09-2007, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by KD5MDK However, please don't write on. We've had enough. | TRH > Inquartatan English Gestapo
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