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  1. 10-05-2007 03:50 PM #1
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    Random Thoughts

    Why do people constantly insist on telling me that they are going somewhere to 'take a dump?' I personally always go and LEAVE one, having no wish to bring it back with me to my starting place.

    Why do people always look at me oddly when I respond to tehir question of "What's Up?" with the perfectly reasonable response: "Up is a direction, realtive to the nearest Very large gravitational source, usually in the direction opposit the center therof, but not always."

    Tag: Your turn.
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  2. 10-05-2007 04:08 PM #2
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    I hate hypocrites, even though I'm guilty of it myself.

    How does the invisible man shave?

    How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
    Hummm... Again with the taking of things I'd rather leave behind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beloit Fencer of Old View Post
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    I believe that the world would be a better place with me as the leader of a benevolent autocratic neo-conservative non-sectarian theocratic republic. Perhaps a title of The Benign Holy Schmo would be nice.
    "Rub her feet!" - Lazarus Long, Time enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
    Very, very carefully.
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    Hi!


    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    How does Edward Scissorhands take a wizz?
    How does he do opposite-to-afterwork to Mrs. Scissorhands?

    How do porcupines and hedgehogs procreate and give birth?


    BTW, look up on wikipedia how the "part" of male cats and pigs look like. You would not like to be a ladycat or sow.


    Have a nice time!

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  11. 10-09-2007 02:05 AM #11
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    What do you ship styrofoam in?
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt View Post
    What do you ship styrofoam in?
    Ships
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    Quote Originally Posted by sionnach View Post
    Ships
    Well, yeah - but what do you pack it in to make sure it doesn't get damaged on the way?
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt View Post
    Well, yeah - but what do you pack it in to make sure it doesn't get damaged on the way?
    Cardboard, the natural outerl layer of styrofoam. Just about all styrofoam I've received came packaged in cardboard.
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    hmmmm heres one.

    To Cleave - To break apart with force

    To Cleave - to bind together

    both valid and opposite ?!?!?!?
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  18. 10-09-2007 06:33 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neinteen View Post
    That's why there's no reason to speak perfect english!
    Rite on!
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt View Post
    Rite on!
    However, please don't write on. We've had enough.
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