Random Thoughts

[parrythis]

The older I get, the more I understand why people don't want to live forever.

[poor_nizzie]

Workdays should stop at 1:00 on Fridays.

Especially mine.

[erik_blank]

Quite often I will get a song stuck in my head and the lyrics will start to morph on their own. Tonight I've had Black Sabbath mixing with a sub-conscious want for a Spanish desert: (queue music) I am IRON FLAN!!!!

[erik_blank]

The first day of being able to kill Bambi with a gun opens on Monday, which makes most businesses in wesern PA unable to effectivly operate as their worers head to the hills and attempt to get as blind drunk as they can... err... shoot a deer without shooting something that is bright orange and stationary.

As part of this, our waste management people will NOT pick up garbage tomorrow - it is actually scheduled as a no pick-up day by contract - and i am assuming that my office will be only 1/2 staffed when I get into work.

[Timo]

Life is already pointless, so at least make it memorable.

[erik_blank]

Every time someone tells me to hang on, I get nervous and a bit annoyed... After all , they never tell me WHAT to hang on to, and there often isnt anything handy that might prevent me from being whisked into the upper stratosphere in the event that they are warning of the impending loss of a localized gravitational field.