Ok guys (and gals)

[Gav]

I need a compiled list of "Everything someone needs to know about football".

I myself understand football but I need to teach this (extremely attractive girl) everything she needs to know about football and well I suck at teaching.

Rep for all who help. Sorry about the typos, I am typing this on my psp.

Is there something special about Fnet that attracts these sorts of questions?

[Army Fencer]

EDIT:: heh, Army said intercourse.

And people wonder why I'm a 26 year old virgin.

[Gav]

And people wonder why I'm a 26 year old virgin.

You are?

[Neinteen]

And people wonder why I'm a 26 year old virgin.

No Wai!!! I wouldn't have guessed. Seriouslay.

[matt9476]

I need a compiled list of "Everything someone needs to know about football".

I myself understand football but I need to teach this (extremely attractive girl) everything she needs to know about football and well I suck at teaching.

Rep for all who help. Sorry about the typos, I am typing this on my psp.

As a sports reporter who covers an NFL team, let me tell you one undeniable truth. Women are better at predicting winners than men. Men will take time to balance out who's home and who's away, what's the point spread, who's injured, is the game on turf or grass, how do the offenses and defenses match up and several other details. Women will pick a winner based on better looking uniforms, nicer cities in which to vacation or cuter mascots. This NEVER fails. Right now, my girlfriend, a high school French teacher, is beating me in our football pool, and I'm a PROFESSIONAL SPORTS WRITER.
If you want to get her involved in football, start betting on games. You're 14 and probably don't have any money yourself, so keep it cheap. And be prepared to lose. But if you make the bets interesting, you will come out way ahead. If you say the loser has to give the winner a foot massage, you are in, my friend!

[seven6ty]

Between Matt's advice, and ReverseLunge's advice, I think you've got two perfect approaches!

[matt9476]

Between Matt's advice, and ReverseLunge's advice, I think you've got two perfect approaches!

Wow. I was lumped into the same catagory as ReverseLunge? I feel so dirty. Did I really come off as sounding sexist?

[TBean]

Wow. I was lumped into the same catagory as ReverseLunge? I feel so dirty. Did I really come off as sounding sexist?

No, you actually sounded kind of cute and sincere. Mostly because there is truth to your statement - I understand the game and when I have nothing else to draw on will pick my team based on which QB has a better ass. ReverseLunge, not so much.

[Neinteen]

Wow. I was lumped into the same catagory as ReverseLunge? I feel so dirty. Did I really come off as sounding sexist?

Woot Matt!

lalala™

[RebelFencer]

And people wonder why I'm a 26 year old virgin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

[seven6ty]

Wow. I was lumped into the same catagory as ReverseLunge? I feel so dirty. Did I really come off as sounding sexist?

Lol, no, just two different ends of the spectrum. Ya know, contrast and all!

[App13]

Hooray contrast!

[Neinteen]

Chiaroscuro.....

[App13]

Gibbon....


yeah I went there.

If any of you can't tell I am severely hoped up on cold medicine.

Hey a fishy...

[Neinteen]

+rep, well actually i cant.

I repped back all the people who repped me for that anti-teacher rant in the cocktail. Im out for 24 hours.

I'll rep you from time to time

[Army Fencer]

No Wai!!! I wouldn't have guessed. Seriouslay.

Yeah... just haven't found the right girl yet.

[Neinteen]

Yeah... just haven't found the right girl yet.

Location: Inside a human body. Not a female? EWWW!!!

Hm, I think you're lying... It's not like you're BALKANBOY-ish or something

[mrbiggs]

I don't have enough rep for the lolocaust that is this thread.

[Miglin]

1, I'm 14, not gonna screw anyone.

If there's grass on the field.........

[Army Fencer]

If there's grass on the field.........

Smoke it?

Hahaha.