09-22-2007, 10:42 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| Pick Up Game
The idea is to put down the cheesiest pick up lines you can think up.
So here's one I heard in the chat room:
How much does a polarbear weigh?
I don't know, how much?
Just enough to break the ice 
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09-22-2007, 10:46 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| Are you from Tennessee?
Cuse you're the only Ten I See. 
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09-22-2007, 11:03 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| Sorry, but I lost my number so I was wondering if I could have yours?
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09-23-2007, 04:16 AM
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#4 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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| Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
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09-23-2007, 12:25 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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| is that a mirror in your back pocket?
because i'm seeing myself in your pants.
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09-24-2007, 12:34 AM
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#6 | | Senior Member
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| If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? | |
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09-24-2007, 12:37 AM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
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09-24-2007, 12:45 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: I have no home
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| Nice shoes; let's screw.
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I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
"Martin was not an optimist; he was a prisoner of hope." Optimism is about assuming there's evidence that justifies your outlook while hope is about creating the evidence and procuring your own happiness or vision of the world. - Professor West
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09-24-2007, 10:18 AM
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#9 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| Nice outfit. It would look great on my bedroom floor.
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09-24-2007, 10:26 AM
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#10 | | Senior Member
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| Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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09-24-2007, 11:22 AM
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| Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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09-24-2007, 11:26 AM
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#12 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| I'm still baffled by this one, said to me at the Black Rose in Boston some years ago:
"You look like Carly Simon!"
A: I look nothing like Carly Simon.
B: That doesn't seem to be a compliment to anyone, EVER.
He got nothing.
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09-24-2007, 01:23 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did What Hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven
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09-24-2007, 01:56 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
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| Get your coat love, you've pulled. | |
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09-24-2007, 05:26 PM
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#15 | | Posting Hound
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by sionnach  Get your coat love, you've pulled. | i don't get it. 
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09-24-2007, 05:38 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| "I bet you went to Specsavers" I've seriously had to someone say that to me and expect something from me. The Brits on the boards will know what it refers to. :S
Also, the old favourite -
"Come here often?"
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09-24-2007, 09:49 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mountain Home, Idaho
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| I had this one said to me I didn't think it was cheesy though. Some of you might though so I'd thought I'd put down.
Him: I must be in heaven
Me: Why?
Him: Cause only an angel could be as beautiful as you
Although it wasn't really a pick up line cause we had been going for about three months at the time. We just passed 4 months a few days ago
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I can be really sweet one second and be a complete bi*ch the next, so be careful on where you tread when you're around me.
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09-24-2007, 10:20 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
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| you're dad must've been a baker. because those are great buns.
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I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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09-24-2007, 11:32 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
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| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
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People don't dance no more (what!?),
They just stand there like this (that's right!),
They cross their arms and stare you down and drink and moan and dis (OK now!).
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09-24-2007, 11:42 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Over there -->
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| Here's one that my friend told me:
Can you hold something for me?
(person puts out their hand. take and hold their hand.) | |
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