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  1. 09-22-2007 10:42 PM #1
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    Pick Up Game

    The idea is to put down the cheesiest pick up lines you can think up.

    So here's one I heard in the chat room:

    How much does a polarbear weigh?
    I don't know, how much?
    Just enough to break the ice
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  2. 09-22-2007 10:46 PM #2
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    Are you from Tennessee?
    Cuse you're the only Ten I See.
    Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring.
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  3. 09-22-2007 11:03 PM #3
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    Sorry, but I lost my number so I was wondering if I could have yours?
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  4. 09-23-2007 04:16 AM #4
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    Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?


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  5. 09-23-2007 12:25 PM #5
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    is that a mirror in your back pocket?

    because i'm seeing myself in your pants.
    I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
  6. 09-24-2007 12:34 AM #6
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    If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......
  7. 09-24-2007 12:37 AM #7
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    Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
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  8. 09-24-2007 12:45 AM #8
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    Nice shoes; let's screw.
    I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
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  9. 09-24-2007 10:18 AM #9
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  10. 09-24-2007 10:26 AM #10
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    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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  11. 09-24-2007 11:22 AM #11
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    Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
    Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
  12. 09-24-2007 11:26 AM #12
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    I'm still baffled by this one, said to me at the Black Rose in Boston some years ago:

    "You look like Carly Simon!"

    A: I look nothing like Carly Simon.
    B: That doesn't seem to be a compliment to anyone, EVER.

    He got nothing.
  13. 09-24-2007 01:23 PM #13
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    Guy: Did it hurt?

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  14. 09-24-2007 01:56 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by sionnach View Post
    Get your coat love, you've pulled.
    i don't get it.
    Wow, I'm still third top poster...
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  16. 09-24-2007 05:38 PM #16
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    "I bet you went to Specsavers" I've seriously had to someone say that to me and expect something from me. The Brits on the boards will know what it refers to. :S

    Also, the old favourite -

    "Come here often?"
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  17. 09-24-2007 09:49 PM #17
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    I had this one said to me I didn't think it was cheesy though. Some of you might though so I'd thought I'd put down.

    Him: I must be in heaven

    Me: Why?

    Him: Cause only an angel could be as beautiful as you


    Although it wasn't really a pick up line cause we had been going for about three months at the time. We just passed 4 months a few days ago
    I see the good times etched in your face. I see the good times, that were once in place. I see the bad times, lurking in your eyes. I see the bad times, through the shadows and lies.The mask you put on is easy to see. The mask you put on, is no match for me.
  18. 09-24-2007 10:20 PM #18
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    you're dad must've been a baker. because those are great buns.
    I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
  19. 09-24-2007 11:32 PM #19
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  20. 09-24-2007 11:42 PM #20
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    Here's one that my friend told me:

    Can you hold something for me?
    (person puts out their hand. take and hold their hand.)
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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