__________________ I now dangle to the left....my tassle. Get your minds out of the gutter.
"Martin was not an optimist; he was a prisoner of hope." Optimism is about assuming there's evidence that justifies your outlook while hope is about creating the evidence and procuring your own happiness or vision of the world. - Professor West
Nice outfit. It would look great on my bedroom floor.
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One test is worth a thousand opinions. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
"I bet you went to Specsavers" I've seriously had to someone say that to me and expect something from me. The Brits on the boards will know what it refers to. :S
I had this one said to me I didn't think it was cheesy though. Some of you might though so I'd thought I'd put down.
Him: I must be in heaven
Me: Why?
Him: Cause only an angel could be as beautiful as you
Although it wasn't really a pick up line cause we had been going for about three months at the time. We just passed 4 months a few days ago
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I see the good times etched in your face. I see the good times, that were once in place. I see the bad times, lurking in your eyes. I see the bad times, through the shadows and lies.The mask you put on is easy to see. The mask you put on, is no match for me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
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People don't dance no more (what!?),
They just stand there like this (that's right!),
They cross their arms and stare you down and drink and moan and dis (OK now!).