09-25-2007, 12:26 AM
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| From the beloved xkcd:
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09-25-2007, 05:04 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| Here's one that one of my minions used on another member of staff -
"Is it just me or has it got really hot in here since you came in?"
The worrying thing is that the guy who said it has actually gotten more respect for trying something so rubbish.
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09-25-2007, 05:10 PM
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#23 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
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Originally Posted by D'Art  my minions | 
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09-26-2007, 05:04 AM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art Here's one that one of my minions used on another member of staff -
"Is it just me or has it got really hot in here since you came in?"
The worrying thing is that the guy who said it has actually gotten more respect for trying something so rubbish. | Heh, that reminds me of one I use. The air conditioning at my store is prone to breaking down. Whenever I'm speaking with a lady and she comments "It's hot in here" I would reply with "Yes, you are". The most I've gotten is a bemused smile and a very cute blush on her cheeks. 
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09-26-2007, 09:52 AM
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#25 | | Senior Member
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| in response to heat: "i'm so hoooottttt."
response: "yes, i know."
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09-26-2007, 01:18 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
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| I need a cold shower just from looking at you. Care to join me there?
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09-26-2007, 08:31 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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| if you were a pill, i'd OD.
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I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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10-03-2007, 04:51 PM
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#28 | | Epee fencing addict
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| If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman more beautiful than you, I'd be flat broke.
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10-03-2007, 04:54 PM
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#29 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The House of the Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by latenight If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? | I remember that one! 
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10-03-2007, 05:54 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member
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| Did some one use it try and use it one you?
And do any pick up lines actually work?
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10-03-2007, 06:45 PM
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#31 | | Member
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Originally Posted by Timo Did some one use it try and use it one you?
And do any pick up lines actually work? |
Yes, HE did! I guess in the end you could say it worked.
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10-03-2007, 07:26 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| I like having Black Sunshine around!
Otherwise how else would we find out all Latenight's dirty little secrets... like he uses cheesy pick-up lines.
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10-03-2007, 07:48 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
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| hehe. Oh come on FG. We all know he's king of the chessy pick up line. 
He's not a hard one to figure out.
Now we have more to tease him about. hehe.
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10-03-2007, 07:53 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease Now we have more to tease him about. hehe. | More ammo please Black Sunshine!!!
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10-03-2007, 08:01 PM
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#35 | | Senior Member
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| Guy: Do you like it when guys beat around the bush?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cause I'd like to beat around your bush.
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10-03-2007, 08:30 PM
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#36 | | Member
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease hehe. Oh come on FG. We all know he's king of the chessy pick up line.
He's not a hard one to figure out.
Now we have more to tease him about. hehe. | Well, he WAS being a sarcastic smart-ass when he said it. LOL, that's part of his charm.
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10-03-2007, 08:52 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Viva Nashvegas.
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| wait wait... he's not ALWAYS a sarcastic smart ass?
kidding.
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10-03-2007, 09:15 PM
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#38 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The House of the Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease wait wait... he's not ALWAYS a sarcastic smart ass?
kidding. | LMAO!! He has some serious moments. I always describe him as an artist with no medium. That about sums him up.
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Gripping the wheel, his knuckles
went white with desire! True death: 400 horsepower
of maximum performance piercing the
night... This is black sunshine | |
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10-03-2007, 09:31 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
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| So when do we get real pictures?
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10-03-2007, 09:48 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
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| "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself"
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