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Array From the beloved xkcd:
You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming. -
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Array Here's one that one of my minions used on another member of staff -
"Is it just me or has it got really hot in here since you came in?"
The worrying thing is that the guy who said it has actually gotten more respect for trying something so rubbish. The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage -
 Originally Posted by D'Art my minions Wow, I'm still third top poster... # Posts Per Day: 15.18 -
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Array  Originally Posted by D'Art Here's one that one of my minions used on another member of staff -
"Is it just me or has it got really hot in here since you came in?"
The worrying thing is that the guy who said it has actually gotten more respect for trying something so rubbish. Heh, that reminds me of one I use. The air conditioning at my store is prone to breaking down. Whenever I'm speaking with a lady and she comments "It's hot in here" I would reply with "Yes, you are". The most I've gotten is a bemused smile and a very cute blush on her cheeks. -
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Array in response to heat: "i'm so hoooottttt."
response: "yes, i know." I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet -
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Array I need a cold shower just from looking at you. Care to join me there? -
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Array if you were a pill, i'd OD. I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet -
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Array If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman more beautiful than you, I'd be flat broke. One test is worth a thousand opinions. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken. -
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Array  Originally Posted by latenight If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I remember that one! Gripping the wheel, his knuckles
went white with desire! True death: 400 horsepower
of maximum performance piercing the
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Array Did some one use it try and use it one you?
And do any pick up lines actually work? ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you. -
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Array  Originally Posted by Timo Did some one use it try and use it one you?
And do any pick up lines actually work?
Yes, HE did! I guess in the end you could say it worked. Gripping the wheel, his knuckles
went white with desire! True death: 400 horsepower
of maximum performance piercing the
night... This is black sunshine -
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Array I like having Black Sunshine around! 
Otherwise how else would we find out all Latenight's dirty little secrets... like he uses cheesy pick-up lines. Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array  Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease Now we have more to tease him about. hehe. More ammo please Black Sunshine!!! Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array Guy: Do you like it when guys beat around the bush?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cause I'd like to beat around your bush. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben -
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Array  Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease hehe. Oh come on FG. We all know he's king of the chessy pick up line.
He's not a hard one to figure out.
Now we have more to tease him about. hehe. Well, he WAS being a sarcastic smart-ass when he said it. LOL, that's part of his charm. Gripping the wheel, his knuckles
went white with desire! True death: 400 horsepower
of maximum performance piercing the
night... This is black sunshine -
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Array wait wait... he's not ALWAYS a sarcastic smart ass? 
kidding. Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring. 
Has anyone seen a god around here who is of the reflecting kind? -
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Array  Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease wait wait... he's not ALWAYS a sarcastic smart ass?
kidding. LMAO!! He has some serious moments. I always describe him as an artist with no medium. That about sums him up. Gripping the wheel, his knuckles
went white with desire! True death: 400 horsepower
of maximum performance piercing the
night... This is black sunshine -
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Array So when do we get real pictures? Fencing is all about hooking up and scoring. 
Has anyone seen a god around here who is of the reflecting kind? -
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Array "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself" RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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