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  1. 09-14-2007 11:08 AM #1
    jaroslav
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    Random Surrealism

    Here is one of those things that's so bizarre, you just have to see it.

    http://www.ravenblack.net/random/surreal.html

    Just keep hitting refresh or the button they supply for you. If you find some particularly random things, feel free to post them... I probably didn't even have to ask.
    The first random sentence that came up for me was 'Stay away from those compost heaps, they might whisper sweet nothings to you.'
    Another favorite is 'RONALD MCDONALD HORROR!'
    Have fun!
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  2. 09-14-2007 11:22 AM #2
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    This is great. Someone has improved this concept since I last stumbled over one of these. Sad to say though, it works best in IE.

    Is this a prostitute which I see before me, the toddler toward my nostril? Come, let me search eBay for thee.

    Is this a tea-strainer which I see before me, the spitfire toward my trombone? Come, let me yodel at thee.

    And Hong Kong Phooey said, "Let there be a bead", and there was a bead. And Hong Kong Phooey saw that the bead was dead, and Hong Kong Phooey separated the bead from the salmon mousse.

    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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    ¯\(°_o)/¯
  3. 09-14-2007 05:59 PM #3
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    • Are you trying to resurrect the dead with Daffy Duck?
    • A vinegar-sprinkler a day keeps the guillotine away. (wtf?)
    • Never sprinkle talcum powder on a mantelpiece.
    • To stone a hoe, or not to stone a hoe, that is the goatherd.

    im sufficiently creeped out now.
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  4. 09-15-2007 02:06 AM #4
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    • I'm fluff-covered - I think I'll sing a merry song about a zombie.
    • Is it a liar? Is it a quill? No, it's Chinese meal-Man! More prickly than a blessed gannet, able to suck on ghastly eyes in a single cork!
    • I'm a level 5 Girl guide, in mountain-world! I've got a magic Spaniard and everything!
    • Mickey Mouse summons a crispy cement mixer to call Donald Duck!
    • Look at Barney the Dinosaur's computer! Wouldn't it be nice to write sonnets about it?
  5. 09-15-2007 09:34 AM #5
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    Ooh, I'm so impressive, I could reflect death-rays with a tiepin!
    You pungent Furby!
    You semi-aquatic dunce's cap!
    Never try to hang onto machetes.
    I think it's time to find solace in Scooby Doo.
    I'm a level 5 Cabbage, in statue-world! I've got a magic flashlight and everything!
    How dare you teach calculus to my bored vodka!
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

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  6. 10-11-2007 02:03 PM #6
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    Ooh, I could mug a minstrel!

    CAUTION! MULES! DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL WITH SQUIRRELS UNLESS YOU ENGORGE BURMESE WASHING LINES!

    Keep away from those golems! They might throw stuff at you!

    My flannel is full of farming implements! Please sneeze all over my greenhouse.
    Tum magnus malus lupus infelicem porcellum voravit.
  7. 10-11-2007 06:00 PM #7
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    Firewall at work blocks the site. Not very surreal of the IT department.
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  8. 10-11-2007 06:18 PM #8
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    They don't need to access the site. Their lives are surreal.
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  9. 10-11-2007 07:26 PM #9
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    Surrealisms ROCK. There's a buttload more of them at thesurrealist.co.uk, which has all sorts of cool toys.
  10. 10-11-2007 07:37 PM #10
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    That's awesome! Thanks!
    Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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    Halp!
    They don't need to access the site. Their lives are surreal.
    That's It! Intro is in IT...
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  12. 10-12-2007 01:07 AM #12
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    SciFi news from thesurrealist.co.uk, thank you ParryRiposte:

    Today's Top Story
    ZIUWYH, Glekon - Glekon, which is a key supply route to Phogon warbots on Necros, recalled its ambassador to Bapuwetew on Thursday and warned of serious repercussions if Wigupyilaiks labels the deactivating of Blempans by Syxeers a century ago as genocide.

    I'll be using this often.

    (70 posts!)
    Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
  13. 10-12-2007 06:30 PM #13
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    I have to mangle that vicar.
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  14. 10-12-2007 06:31 PM #14
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    The Shakespeare Generator--

    Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
    Thy gory duck at me.

    How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless elephant!

    Down on your knees,
    And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's epee. (aha, how true!)


    After reading The Tempest, I can actually understand these!
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  15. 10-12-2007 09:39 PM #15
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    Are you trying to enter Donald Duck's cow?

    Don't forgive lambs - tell lies to soap-on-a-ropes!

    Go out and get drunk with Ronald McDonald, Jackie Chan! Go out and get drunk with Ronald McDonald like a nice new modem!

    If you think the sun shines out of my croissant, I'll hurt you...
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  16. 10-12-2007 11:38 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    Email me at dehydrated-bath-towel@net-knight.org!
    Is that really your email address?!
    Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
  17. 10-13-2007 03:30 PM #17
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    Try it and see what you get.
    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  18. 10-14-2007 01:33 PM #18
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    From the slogan generator:

    Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Jaroslav.

    Jaroslav, you are a guy, right?
  19. 10-14-2007 08:41 PM #19
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    Er... that sounds really wierd.
    Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
  20. 10-15-2007 08:32 PM #20
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    More randomness:

    http://www.nielsenhayden.com/overlord/

    This one is a random plot generator.
    Jesus tell um, “You know, I da Guy Who Fo Real. Wen I come back, I goin be awesome. All da angel guys goin come wit me. Den I goin sit down on top my throne dat stay awesome. (Matthew Tell Bout Jesus 25:31)
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