Holiday Humor

[neevel]

This got posted over at Sword Forum, figured I'd pass it on here:

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves go sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked
and thetoy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee
and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves
had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds
of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree fat man?"

And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of
the Christmas tree.

[Moonitic]

Want some holiday humor that actually happened? Some guy in Florida (those whacky Floridians again!) put up a pair of those white wooden reindeer...you know, the ones with the red bows...mating. One is on top of the other. It was on the news the other night!

Needless to say, the neighbors are mad. I'd be mad too, after I got up off the ground from laughing WAY too hard!