Golden Stilettos

[KidLazy]

Speaking of golden stilettos (from atrocious advice thread)...

BERLIN (Reuters) - A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday -- wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.

The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.

"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before -- she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers was bothered. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained.

A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat. Several of those photos appeared in the German media on Monday.

To the man who was driving that Ferrari,

You, Sir, are my hero!!!
Please PM me your secret. I want to be just like you when I grow up.

Your biggest fan
KidLazy

[seven6ty]

Words.

[KidLazy]

I don't think I can show the picture here...
She is heavily tattooed on her back. Do tattoos count as clothing?

[seven6ty]

Oh thatttt one! Hah, nevermind, already seen it.

[Inquartata]

Originally Posted by KidLazy

You, Sir, are my hero!!!
Please PM me your secret.

If you need him to tell you his "secret", you will probably not be able to profit by it.

( It is almost certainly "money and/or power". I suspect that unless you manage to hit the lottery you are not likely to attain either, given your assumption of a title containing the word "Lazy". )

[KidLazy]

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

I have this part figured out already. How to get the ball rolling is the question...

Originally Posted by Inquartata

I suspect that unless you manage to hit the lottery you are not likely to attain either, given your assumption of a title containing the word "Lazy".

Well... it could be worse, it could be "Crazy." People can easily shape up from being lazy, but crazy...

[Inquartata]

OK, Step One: Don't be KidLazy, be KidWorksHisTuchusOff. Even supposed get-rich-quick schemes, like real estate conversions, usually require a lot of diligent effort. You cannot count on luck, but hard work will sometimes substitute. That and frugality, and prudent investment. Of course, THOSE take work, too.

[KidLazy]

Originally Posted by Inquartata

OK, Step One: Don't be KidLazy, be KidWorksHisTuchusOff. Even supposed get-rich-quick schemes, like real estate conversions, usually require a lot of diligent effort. You cannot count on luck, but hard work will sometimes substitute. That and frugality, and prudent investment. Of course, THOSE take work, too.

WORK!? Are YOU telling ME to WORK!?

The population of this country is 300 millions. 160 millions are retired. That leaves 140 millions to do the work.

There are 85 millions in school. Which leaves 55 millions to do the work.

Of this there are 35 millions employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 millions to do the work.

2.8 millions are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 millions to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 millions people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 millions to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just TWO people to do the work.

YOU and ME. And here you are sitting on your a$$, at your computer, reading a post.

Nice... Real nice...

[Neinteen]

Originally Posted by KidLazy

WORK!? Are YOU telling ME to WORK!?

The population of this country is 300 millions. 160 millions are retired. That leaves 140 millions to do the work.

There are 85 millions in school. Which leaves 55 millions to do the work.

Of this there are 35 millions employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 millions to do the work.

2.8 millions are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 millions to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 millions people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 millions to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just TWO people to do the work.

YOU and ME. And here you are sitting on your a$$, at your computer, reading a post.

Nice... Real nice...

aww, my parents are the only workers then

[Arkansassy]

I think of the effort (even if it was 'minimum') it took to think of that post, find those statistics, then do the math and giggle.

Winz.

[lefty_monster]

Originally Posted by KidLazy

WORK!? Are YOU telling ME to WORK!?

The population of this country is 300 millions. 160 millions are retired. That leaves 140 millions to do the work.

There are 85 millions in school. Which leaves 55 millions to do the work.

Of this there are 35 millions employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 millions to do the work.

2.8 millions are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 millions to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 millions people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 millions to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just TWO people to do the work.

YOU and ME. And here you are sitting on your a$$, at your computer, reading a post.

Nice... Real nice...

That really made me laugh.

[KidLazy]

Originally Posted by lefty_monster

That really made me laugh.

but... no rep?

[Inquartata]

Originally Posted by Arkansassy

I think of the effort (even if it was 'minimum') it took to think of that post, find those statistics, then do the math and giggle.

Winz.

Yeah, but it isn't going to get him any naked blonde women.

[lefty_monster]

Originally Posted by KidLazy

but... no rep?

Sorry, gotta spread it around first!

[Neinteen]

Originally Posted by Inquartata

Yeah, but it isn't going to get him any naked blonde women.

Like a sabre fencer would know anything about that.

[KidLazy]

Originally Posted by Arkansassy

I think of the effort (even if it was 'minimum') it took to think of that post, find those statistics, then do the math and giggle.

Winz.

Originally Posted by Inquartata

Yeah, but it isn't going to get him any naked blonde women.

Wait... Did I read this correctly!? Inq admitted defeat!?
*pop a champagne and does a victory dance*


So... What's my spoil? How about some rep, Inq?

[KidLazy]

*bump*
Haven't hear from Inq for days.

[Neinteen]

He's winning battles on the eastern front!


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