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Bad Pun Catharsis After reading all of those udderly horrible bovine puns (and contributing to them myself) I realized that perhaps we should have a thread where we can take the awful puns we keep thinking up instead of derailing actual conversation (or what sometimes passes for it.)
So, when you just can't resist, post it here instead. "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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my mother always said sarcasm was the lowest form of humor, while in reality, it's puns ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you.
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Oh please. You really expect us to resist posting puns elsewhere? Like that will stop thread drift forever? I'm a frayed knot.
Now, you - RIT - go fix the spelling of Caesar in your sig line. It's bugging the hail out of me.
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oh god, it's begun! ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you.
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If anyone's looking for me, I'll be Haydn in the basement, listening to music. Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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Fencer: Guess what! It's National Left-handers day.
Coach: What a gauche holiday.
When you lose your path, make a new one.
Difficile est longum subito deponere amorem
~Catullus
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 Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt  If anyone's looking for me, I'll be Haydn in the basement, listening to music. That was horrible. Bach to the drawing board for you. "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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Now just wait a minuet. Maybe he's gone Chopin. With, you know, his Chopin Liszt... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Ugh! I just can't Handel this!!! Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! 
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If you can't Handel it all, maybe you need some Salieri confinement.
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Oh, go stick your head in a Beeth oven. 
Hey, you know what hangs on the walls in Mr. Syzlak's tavern?
Moe's art.  Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Now just wait a minuet. Maybe he's gone Chopin. With, you know, his Chopin Liszt... He'll be bach within the hour; he's offenbach even sooner. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
~Hamlet
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He can't go shopping, he has no Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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I can't go outside - the pavement's waaay too hot for bare feet, and some joker stole my Schumann.
Whoever has it, give it back - I'm all Straussed out. Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? He can't go shopping, he has no Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh. He can still take Debus,sy. Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata He can still take Debus,sy. I wish I could've repped you for that. Of course, someone old enough to have known Claude Debusy would be able to think up some good ones.
Coming up with Moore of these is such a Hassler. I think I need another Ale,mann, otherwise I'm just going to get too stressed out. "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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If I may be Franck, I think this thread is beginning to unRavel... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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