After reading all of those udderly horrible bovine puns (and contributing to them myself) I realized that perhaps we should have a thread where we can take the awful puns we keep thinking up instead of derailing actual conversation (or what sometimes passes for it.)
So, when you just can't resist, post it here instead.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
If anyone's looking for me, I'll be Haydn in the basement, listening to music.
That was horrible. Bach to the drawing board for you.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
I wish I could've repped you for that. Of course, someone old enough to have known Claude Debusy would be able to think up some good ones.
Coming up with Moore of these is such a Hassler. I think I need another Ale,mann, otherwise I'm just going to get too stressed out.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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