True Confessions

[D'Art]

I confess that I'm intending being a very naughty D'Art tonight...

Does this count?

[Timo]

I love lefty, the next person to post!

Damn! she didn't!

[Josephine25]

Hannah wants to kill her dad for walking outside when she was kissing her boyfriend. (Oh and sometimes Hannah refers to herself in the third person)

[Aussie_Fencer]

I have to confess! I am very confused as to why hannah's screen name is josephine.

[Josephine25]

I have to confess! I am very confused as to why hannah's screen name is josephine.

Now I have to confess that Josephine is my middle name

[Shi no Tenshi]

I confess that people from Idaho scare me o_O

[parrythis]

I confess that sometimes my wife spends a lot of time preparing a meal, and I tell her it is good, but I secretly slip most of it to the dogs.

[Fencergrl]

I confess, I conveniently fake hearing loss… yup if some kid is asking too many questions… I just pretend I don’t hear him.

If my husband is being lazy and hollering from another room, instead of being civilized and having a conversation in the same room… “Sorry can’t hear you honey!”

My husband keeps hounding me to get my hearing checked... yeah I know that I have a bit of a hearing loss from listening to music too close... but it's not as bad as he thinks.

My deaf brother told me when he was a kid that he felt sorry for the hearing. When he wants peace and quiet he just shuts his hearing aids off, the hearing can’t shut their ears off… Smart kid… I think the kid was on to something.

[The Chaotic Wind]

I confess, i once put a blue tooth set ony my head to make people think i was talking to someone. Reallyi wasonly talking to myself and didn't want to freak people out... it wasn't even my blue tooth, it wasn't setup, nothing... i just put it on my head and got to know myself...
is that really a crime?

[Sword Hobbit]

I have long conversations with my Bezzy mate, but it's not us talking its the people in our made up world.

[Timo]

I confess when I was about to ask the firl from the I hate women thread out I had my mouth open, struggling to make her name come out, my heart was beating faster than any fencing bout, I was sweating.........
and then the moment to do it passed and I nearly puked out of disgust for my self

[Zasha]

i make liberal use of my fake ID. but i don't drink. it's purely to get in, because i have a medical issue that means i can't drink. i confess this makes me feel quite pathetic.

[Fencergrl]

I confess I haven't been able to break it to my dog that ALL mail carriers don't carry dog treats. The one we have had the entire time he's been our dog has faithfully given him a treat, even when we don't get mail.

Now that we have a different mail carrier, I am finding myself sneaking downstairs before the mail arrives and placing a dog treat for him every morning.

Ugghhh... I confess I'm slowly turning into a crazy pet-owner since I have been working from my home!

[Aussie_Fencer]

Ok, Well here it is...

nothing


Ethan C. Robertson (Aussie )

[Fencergrl]

Aussie, depending on your ages, the difference in age may not be a big deal. Girls mature faster than boys. In either case, take your time get to know her... when you feel ready, ask her out.

It's quite likely it's her first time being asked out as well... so why not have you both enjoy the time leading up to it?

I know when you're young, you always feel like everyone knows how to go about things and you're the only one who doesn't.... Guess what?? Someone out there probably thinks you know what you're doing (most likely the girl).

The truth is... you don't really figure it out until you've done it a bunch or times and you mature a little. So relax. You're doing exactly what you're supposed to be doing, you're muddling your way through it.

Aussie... whether you go out with this girl or not, you will learn from the experience and it will be the beginning of your dating experience.

While I suspect she'll say yes, when you eventually ask her out... don't be too discouraged if she says no. Girls say no for a whole lot of reasons that have nothing to do with whether they like you or not.

When I first started getting asked out, I said no for reasons that had nothing to do with whether I liked the person or not. For me... I was either not ready or had my dad looming by...

[lindajdunn]

I've started to post this a dozen times or more and each time I think it will kill the fun.

Well... here goes...

I wish my mother would die. No, I'm not a teenager. No, I don't want to kill her; I just wish she would die.

Mother was living in the country, isolated from the world and driving wherever she needed to go when a miracle happened (her interpetation) and she gained the ability to communicate telepathically with people whever she wanted to do so and often when she didn't.

Good drugs have ended the miracle and Mother doesn't remember most of what happened during this time. She's had a slow slide on mental and physical well-being since then but could easily last another ten years in what is effectively solitary confinement in a nice prison. [Yes, we evil children locked her away for her own good.]

Once a week (because I could no longer tolerate more frequent visits), I stop to visit her after work and the reason I want her to die is because this is torture. Yes, I know it's worse for her than it is for me. That's part of why I wish she'd die.

I'm legally and morally obligated to do everything to keep her alive for as long as possible. This does not seem like a kind thing to do.

[Shi no Tenshi]

Schizotypal is a total pain in the ass to deal with. That sucks that her personality disorder wasn't able to be avoided....

[Warrior Princess]

Aussie, I find that age doesn't really matter, my last boyfriend was four years older than me. It lasted a year and a half and ended on good terms, maybe that's just me, but I think that age doesn't really matter.

[Aussie_Fencer]

I really dont think I could ever handle a real relationship. Damn it, maple had a great idea, GOOD ON YA MAPLE! I am going to be a copy cat!!!

[Zilverzmurfen]

I confess that I love watching 'Extreme Home Makeover'.

(It's an american -- so very typically american -- tv-show lead by a guy that can't talk but shouts whenever he says something. Ever heard of microphones..? )

Sometimes I cry because I'm so moved that the troubled families receives a new, beautiful home. Ah, charity and advertising can be so beautiful... *sniffle*