This was the only one of yours that rings a bell but I just can't think what song it's from.
I would like to add one in: "Why is there a picture of a penis on your fridge door? It makes me feel awkward." Rep to someone who gets this and makes me think that they didn't google it. I'm not good enough to actually answer anyone else's
People don't dance no more (what!?),
They just stand there like this (that's right!),
They cross their arms and stare you down and drink and moan and dis (OK now!).