04-26-2007, 11:40 AM
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| Does anyone want to take my Biology exam? I have an exam in a little less than an hour. I don't really want to go take it. If you think you can take it for me just let me know your price. Thank you for your interest.
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04-26-2007, 11:57 AM
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| No! I have a biology exam to take today anyway. Want to take mine? |
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04-26-2007, 12:02 PM
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| I won't do either of youse's exams, but I wish you both good luck!
I gotta go do some biology right now... 
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04-26-2007, 12:06 PM
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| oh I have a Bio Test today... its up for grabs... Genetics... fun stuff... |
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04-26-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ParryRiposte No! I have a biology exam to take today anyway. Want to take mine? | no, but maybe we should do something to defeat the evil power of Biology, so that I can sit on my rear end some more today.
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04-26-2007, 12:35 PM
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| I will take your exam for US$1,000.
I will take your exam under your name for US$10,000.
I will take your exam under your name and endeavor to pass for $100,000.
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04-26-2007, 12:36 PM
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| I'll take your test for free! That's right, no charge at all!
I'll bet that none of your friends have ever heard of a literate lemur taking a bio test for anyone before. And you might earn brownie points with your teacher for such a brilliant idea!
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04-26-2007, 12:37 PM
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| Bah!
I've finished exams for the year. 
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04-26-2007, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabid Monk Bah!
I've finished exams for the year.  | I've finished exams forever! Two decades of them! Neener neener. Weeelllllll, there are still pesky coaching exams, I suppose. |
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04-26-2007, 01:38 PM
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| stupid biology test. I finished it, and probably just barely passed. then since I did it myself the world decided to punish me (because the world does not like me taking biology tests).
On my bike ride home just before I got to that hill, you know the one you have to go up both ways in the winter etc. etc, my back tired hit a rock that was under some leaves and grass and blew the tire right off. After barely not dying going down the hill (that leads to the base of the big hill), I had to get off my bike and carry the thing all the way back up the ginormous hill in crappy 80 degree heat and humidity.
I warn the rest of you with biology exams... don't go. nothing good can come of it!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!!
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04-26-2007, 04:44 PM
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| Adopt biology. Embrace it. Cherish it. It is your friend! It's sad to see you all reject and fear it it so!*
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04-26-2007, 05:13 PM
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| I wish I had seen this earlier, I'm a microbiology major...I could probably have helped.
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04-26-2007, 08:44 PM
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| Hah... so I'm half way through predicting the genotypes of the F2 generation of some pairing... I forget what... and the Tornado alarm goes off
20 minutes wasted, I barely finished the test  |
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04-26-2007, 11:22 PM
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| Drosophila?
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04-27-2007, 01:00 AM
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| Isn't it usually? Drosophila is so abused. |
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04-27-2007, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pokey Isn't it usually? Drosophila is so abused. | Ugh, don't mention those bloody things. Spent the worst part of two years studying them as part of my chemistry degree. 
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