12-17-2000, 09:54 AM
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| T'was the Night before the tournament, and... T'was the night before the tournament and all through the salle...............
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12-18-2000, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
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| Not a fencer was lunging, not any at all...
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"You can beat me, you can bind me, but you can't touch me!
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12-18-2000, 12:35 PM
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| The weapons were resting on the ground without flair, |
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12-18-2000, 01:07 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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| While dreams of new weapons danced in the air. |
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12-18-2000, 01:10 PM
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#5 | | Member
Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Enid, OK, U.S.A.
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| The helmets were hung on the hooks with care...
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12-18-2000, 01:30 PM
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| The Gloves? In a box - never a pair.
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12-18-2000, 01:38 PM
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| The fencers all drunk, all down the pub,
Talk of priority reaching the nub. |
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12-18-2000, 02:01 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NY
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| The Coach shouted: Jump forward, jump forward, jump forward, lunge....
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12-18-2000, 03:00 PM
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| But the fencer fleched instead, because he couldn't possibly find a good word that rhymed with lunge. |
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12-18-2000, 04:08 PM
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| and the Sabreist kept jumping and jumping..because the fleche has been erased from his memory.. |
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12-18-2000, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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| Except for the HF sabreist and his contemp'ry! |
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12-18-2000, 05:23 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: Madison Heights, Mi
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| Then down at the pub there arose such a ruckus
When someone shouted out "There's a SCA member among us"
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Renaissance Fencing Club
Madison Heights, Mi
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12-18-2000, 05:47 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
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| Brandishing weapons, I flew at the Wiccan,
Pulling tip back and beginning to flick 'im! |
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12-18-2000, 07:40 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chicago, IL, USA
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| And then then all o' a sudden
The SCA fell over a trumpin'
With ol' fencing darius a yellin'
"I hardly even touched 'im!" |
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12-19-2000, 08:49 AM
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#15 | | Member
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Omaha, NE, USA
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| And down looks St. Nick on them with delight
“No need to carry those weapons tonight.
For these children are surely not nice.
Look how madly with sabers they slice!”
“Where is the balance, the form, taught to them with care?
Replaced with blades cutting the air,
Not their opponent, as would be right
This is simply a silly bar fight!”
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Life is too short to be ordinary.
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12-19-2000, 02:35 PM
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#16 | | Just Joined
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| A silly bar fight may have developed but the HF Sabreist rested untouched..
..He learned his art well as he was fencing in a duel, he liked to fight like hell so he kept his opponents away with a single yell.. |
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12-19-2000, 05:26 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NY
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| To which the coach appeared in all of this clatter, and his dedicated fencers began to scatter....
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12-20-2000, 08:22 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Michigan
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| SIDE NOTE: If we do The Fencer's Christmas Carol...I'm going to get violently ill!
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12-20-2000, 10:38 AM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: Madison Heights, Mi
Posts: 141
| On saberist, on foilist, on epeeist (dont fall)!!
Run away, Run away, Run away all!!
PS: Just for Moonitic -
Dashing to the club,
Hoping for a bout....
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Renaissance Fencing Club
Madison Heights, Mi
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12-20-2000, 02:05 PM
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#20 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sacramento, CA USA
Posts: 91
| Quote:
Originally posted by ladybug:
PS: Just for Moonitic -
Dashing to the club,
Hoping for a bout....[/b]
| Finding no one 'cept
two drunkards and a lout!
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