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  1. 04-04-2007 04:15 PM #1
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    If you have any veteran fencers, you could give an award for "Largest number of orthopedic appliances" ie: shoe inserts, knee/elbow braces, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Epee View Post
    If you have any veteran fencers, you could give an award for "Largest number of orthopedic appliances" ie: shoe inserts, knee/elbow braces, etc.
    Also, biggest Advil addict.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Apostrophe View Post
    Also, biggest Advil addict.

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    Like advil is going to help, I'm in need of stronger than that after I fence
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    Lets see from this last years team dinner....


    The Ill Made Knight - given to fencer who broke her thumb in a bout and finished

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    Inigo Montoya Award- Fencer who refused to give up

    Tigger Award- Fencer with the most bounce

    The Get Smart Agent 86 Award - Missed it by that much

    Coeur et âme (Heart and Soul)

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    Just back from a friendly 48er comp. Alternative prizes included:

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    Biggest drama queen (prize: pink fluffy tiara. Awarded to french foilist chappie)

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