03-29-2007, 03:41 PM
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#1 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Rodeo Sex
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, “Ever have rodeo sex?”
“Ain’t heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?”
“Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.” | 
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03-29-2007, 03:43 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
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| Haha. Didn't see that coming. | |
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03-29-2007, 04:05 PM
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#3 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| I want to do that one of these days.... 
Oh, and in an unrelated matter, anybody see CF around recently? | |
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03-29-2007, 04:21 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
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| She came back for a week like two months ago then left again. I think. | |
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03-29-2007, 04:26 PM
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#5 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| I've IM'ed her more recently than that. Damnitt!!!!!! ****sauce on a wet blanket! | |
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03-29-2007, 06:38 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
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| With my hubby being a red neck, he told me a similar joke decades ago....
As for CF... since she's moved back east, haven't seen or heard from her for ages!
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03-30-2007, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley  anybody see CF around recently? | I need new initials for my username...anyone have any ideas so I can stop going crazy everytime I see Westley say CF?
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03-30-2007, 03:12 PM
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#8 | | Question Game Queen
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| Hey there, Cold. | |
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03-30-2007, 03:19 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Hey there, Cold. | I suppose that does work. Still its not fair that I just get half my name cut off while others get abbreviations. Maybe I can be cf instead of CF since westley doesn't want me 
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03-30-2007, 04:13 PM
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#10 | | Question Game Queen
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| Won't matter, you'll still be confused with her. Maybe you can just try to get people to type out Coldfire. | |
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03-30-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldfire I suppose that does work. Still its not fair that I just get half my name cut off while others get abbreviations. Maybe I can be cf instead of CF since westley doesn't want me | I dub thee "Manny." | |
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03-30-2007, 07:19 PM
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#12 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Maybe you can just try to get people to type out Coldfire. | Meh, this on a board where half the posters can't even be bothered to capitalze and punctuate? You ARE an optimist!
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03-30-2007, 08:09 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by ParryRiposte I dub thee "Manny." | Thats the most random thing I've heard all day and I would rep you for it but it won't let me. So why Manny?
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03-30-2007, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldfire Thats the most random thing I've heard all day and I would rep you for it but it won't let me. So why Manny? | I dunno. It's a name. "Manny." I've never actually known anyone named Manny, so I guess now's a good time to start. And, as pokey said, it's better than "Manpull" (a.k.a. maple). | |
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03-30-2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata You ARE an optimist! | Yes, I am. | |
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03-30-2007, 10:51 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
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| Or you have all your friends hide in your room and while you're having sex, have them jump out and yell "surprise!" and see how long you can hold on. Or say that you have some STD. Many variations, always a funny joke. | |
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03-31-2007, 01:46 AM
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#17 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Coldfire So why Manny? | See title of the thread?
You do realize that your future nickname, with which you will be stuck with until until the likes of ParryRiposte and Inq see the light and start fencing foil (i.e. never), is being decided here and now, right?  | |
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03-31-2007, 01:49 AM
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#18 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by pokey See title of the thread?
You do realize that your future nickname, with which you will be stuck with until until the likes of ParryRiposte and Inq see the light and start fencing foil (i.e. never), is being decided here and now, right? | I still dont understand...does Manny have something do do with rodeo sex that I fail to see?
And I hope they never fence a dreaded pokey weapon. A nickname is worth it.
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03-31-2007, 01:56 AM
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| How weird would it be if my nickname was rodeo sex?
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03-31-2007, 02:13 AM
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#20 | | Senior Member
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| Your nickname is Manny. FOREVER.
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