The 'You Know You Fence Too Much When..' Thread

[Lady Quindecim]

YKYFTMW you are watching Richard or Jeremy on Top Gear driving around in some Ferrari or whatnot and the only thing I think about (other than how cute Richard is) is that there is no room for a fencing bag.

[remistress]

YKYFTM when you are knowingly speeding, pass a police car, and think to yourself, "Well...if he wants to card me for driving five miles over the speed limit, whatever..."

[Lady Quindecim]

YKYFTMW even your non-fencing shoes develop that characteristic wear pattern from spontaneous fits of footwork.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

YKYFTMW you decline working on an scanning electron microscope to instead hang out with fencing friends and talk about...well fencing.

[Lady Quindecim]

YKYFTMW you forget that hex wrenches come in sizes other than 6mm