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Array YKYFTMW You no longer have left and right legs and arms but back and front legs and arms.
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Array YKYFTM when you have a mesh pattern tanned into your face. ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array YKYFTMW You pick up guys not by asking for their phone numbers after tournaments, but repping them on f.net. Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. -
YKYFTMW: You post so much on fnet and try to put the Epeeists Only Thread on page 2. Wow, I'm still third top poster... # Posts Per Day: 15.18 -
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Array YKYFTMW You plan your next job around fencing hotspots. -
YKYFTMW: you become fencing royalty. Wow, I'm still third top poster... # Posts Per Day: 15.18 -
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Array YKYFTM when you randomly break in to fencing footwork... My sign is vital
my hands are cold
and I'm on my knees looking for the answer
You've gotta let me know -
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Array Hmm, not quite fencing...
But you know you armor too much when you use weapon parts as paper weights. Like I do. "When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and bearing a cross." -
YKYFTMW you are PROUD to be strolling all over Costco after a class, without changing knickers and sweat-soaked t-shirt, thinking everyone envies you..."No, ma'am, it's not a baseball uniform!" I'm not runnin'.
It's a little different now.
'Cause one of us is goin'...
ONE OF US IS GOIN' DOWN ! Sick Puppies -
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Array  Originally Posted by Zasha YKYFTMW
you become incredibly depressed during exams, not because they're particular stressful, but because the time crunch means less fencing.
when you try to time your check-out so you can squeeze in one more practice, but can't because you have to be out within 24 hours of your last exam.
when you keep on thinking of awful things to do to your RA for enforcing that rule. I agree with all of this, except I'm the RA and I fence with fellow residents (who are fencers) in the middle of the hallway. This is when you know that you fence too much... when the rule wielding RA runs through the hall stabbing her residents!
P.S.- At my college all the RA's have signs that have a list of where they could possibly be with a clip they can move to each place, just in case someone's looking for them... mine said things like "somewhere around campus", "here", "sleeping", and "gone fencing". Yeah, the clip was on that one a lot! "Fencing is a sport where physical attributes seem not as important as determination."
-Jo Shaff, from Fencing -
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Array You know you fence too much when you realize you don't want to be touched by girls XD (or guys, whichever fits the situation) -
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Array You know you fence to much when your child points out the bad bruise on your leg, and your response is "you should see the one on my arm." However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally take a look at the results. ~ Churchill
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner -
 Originally Posted by chiiluver You know you fence too much when you get road rage because of somebody took your right of way. you know you fence too much when you realize you have right of way and contemplate running into them instead of honking... you do have right of way... -
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Array YNYFTM: when your callouses have callouses. "Chance favors the prepared mind." Louis Pasteur
"I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds." Grig, The Last Starfighter -
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Array YKYFTMW: you look around at people and don't think "old, young, hip, urban" etc, but "sabre, foil, epee..." -
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Array YNYFTMW: you are analysing other peoples tournament results on Askfred.net "Chance favors the prepared mind." Louis Pasteur
"I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds." Grig, The Last Starfighter -
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Array YNYFTMW You get confused when the home improvement store advertises fencing supplies. -
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Array YNYFTMW you practice parries with your pen during a Board of Directors meeting or when the group is going to lunch and you ask "pret?" "Allez" Score 3 strokes, 4 seizures and 2 brain surgeries
I've had brain surgery, what's your excuse? -
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Array YKYFTMW you develope a agoraphobic response to haveing your mask off. -
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