11-19-2007, 07:57 PM
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#201 | | Senior Member
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| YKYFTMW:
The phrase "tip screw" no longer makes you giggle, and you can say it without flinching. | 
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11-20-2007, 09:59 AM
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#202 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
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| YKYFTMW
You're afraid to wear anything above the knees for fear of the DHS. 
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11-20-2007, 10:33 AM
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#203 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pennsylvania
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You are grateful that it winter and everything has long sleeves. | 
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11-21-2007, 10:03 AM
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#204 | | Senior Member
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| YKYFTMW
your feet start to bleed from doing so many foot work drills. | |
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02-08-2008, 08:09 PM
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#205 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Norcal
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YKYFTM when you see ME (merlot) and think "Men's Epee".
YKYFTM when you hear someone talking about their foils....and realize it's not the same type of foils you're used to hearing about.
YKYFTM when you see ROW #, think, "there's no numbers in Right of Way", and then tell yourself it's time for the midday coffee.
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02-10-2008, 07:36 PM
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#206 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene, OR
Posts: 916
| It's really sad how many of these I do...
I'll add a few though.
When you hear a noise at night and automatically go to grab a sword that's not there...
When a part of the reason you find a girl attractive is because she fences.
When you take it as a hint that previously mentioned girl likes you because she said she'd like to go and watch at the next tournament you do...
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02-11-2008, 03:28 PM
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#207 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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| YKYFTMW:
whenever you hear random metal-on-metal sounds, you automatically think someone is fencing. even when you're in the dorm, the noise is in the hall, and you're the only fencer who lives there.
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02-11-2008, 04:25 PM
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#208 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SOTX Division. Also usually found here ->
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Originally Posted by Nolano  When a part of the reason you find a girl attractive is because she fences. |
I do that..
Except, not usually with girls 
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02-12-2008, 12:17 AM
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#209 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene, OR
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Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In I do that..
Except, not usually with girls | .... Usually? That implies you do, sometimes....
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03-04-2008, 06:39 PM
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#210 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In my house, DUH
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| You know you fence too much when not even the coach can find anything wrong with you.
You know you fence too much when you would gladly skip your lunch break if you could fence during it.
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03-06-2008, 05:03 PM
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| YKYFTM when you're sure that it is impossible to fence too much.  | |
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03-07-2008, 10:41 AM
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#212 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Houston, but South
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| YKYFTM when you can't cross one foot infront of the other with out doing a passé avant/passé arrière
YKYFTM when you keep a rubber tip on your jacket for better grip.
YKYFTM when you spend most of your class time on F.Net.
YKYFTM when you can hear key terms used in fencing from across a busy cafeteria.
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03-07-2008, 04:50 PM
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#213 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jacksonville, FL
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| YKYFTMW You try to recruit the guy in the Arby's drivethrough to start the beginner's class.
YKYFTMW You could careless about being out in public in your fencing dudes.
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03-08-2008, 11:51 PM
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#214 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In my house, DUH
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| YKYFTMW your username is ALWAYS in that box (beside the thread name)that says "Last post" at fencing.net.
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03-08-2008, 11:55 PM
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#215 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
Posts: 13,068
| YKYFTM:
When Fnet is under your 'Social' booksmarks folder with facebook and the such.
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03-09-2008, 11:24 AM
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#216 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In my house, DUH
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| YKYFTM when you're on F.net when you could be playing video games.
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03-09-2008, 01:33 PM
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#217 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fantasy Land
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| YKYFTMW: You walk into a room, assess the floor, and then say "This would be a great room for a strip" | |
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03-09-2008, 03:05 PM
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#218 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
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Originally Posted by freerider258 YKYFTMW: You walk into a room, assess the floor, and then say "This would be a great room for a strip" | Lol I do that ALL the time
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~ | |
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03-09-2008, 06:27 PM
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#219 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jacksonville, FL
Posts: 192
| YKYFTM when you are supposed to be working but you are on F.net instead.
YKYFTM when the only reason you start working again is because you need money new fencing gear.
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03-10-2008, 08:21 AM
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#220 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene, OR
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| YKYFTM when you refer to a game/match/etc for any sport as a bout.
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