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Array YKYFTMW:
The phrase "tip screw" no longer makes you giggle, and you can say it without flinching. -
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You're afraid to wear anything above the knees for fear of the DHS. “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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You are grateful that it winter and everything has long sleeves. -
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your feet start to bleed from doing so many foot work drills. -
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Array note: I work in the wine industry.
YKYFTM when you see ME (merlot) and think "Men's Epee".
YKYFTM when you hear someone talking about their foils....and realize it's not the same type of foils you're used to hearing about.
YKYFTM when you see ROW #, think, "there's no numbers in Right of Way", and then tell yourself it's time for the midday coffee. Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. -
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Array It's really sad how many of these I do...
I'll add a few though.
When you hear a noise at night and automatically go to grab a sword that's not there...
When a part of the reason you find a girl attractive is because she fences.
When you take it as a hint that previously mentioned girl likes you because she said she'd like to go and watch at the next tournament you do... "When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and bearing a cross." -
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Array YKYFTMW:
whenever you hear random metal-on-metal sounds, you automatically think someone is fencing. even when you're in the dorm, the noise is in the hall, and you're the only fencer who lives there. I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet -
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Array  Originally Posted by Nolano When a part of the reason you find a girl attractive is because she fences.
I do that..
Except, not usually with girls
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!"
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Array  Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In I do that..
Except, not usually with girls  .... Usually? That implies you do, sometimes.... "When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and bearing a cross." -
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Array You know you fence too much when not even the coach can find anything wrong with you.
You know you fence too much when you would gladly skip your lunch break if you could fence during it. "The leading coaches of the world unanimously agree that epee has become the premier weapon to fence and to watch." - Bob Anderson -
YKYFTM when you're sure that it is impossible to fence too much. -
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Array YKYFTM when you can't cross one foot infront of the other with out doing a passé avant/passé arrière
YKYFTM when you keep a rubber tip on your jacket for better grip.
YKYFTM when you spend most of your class time on F.Net.
YKYFTM when you can hear key terms used in fencing from across a busy cafeteria. ↕ Embrace both lines.
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Array YKYFTMW You try to recruit the guy in the Arby's drivethrough to start the beginner's class.
YKYFTMW You could careless about being out in public in your fencing dudes.
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Array YKYFTMW your username is ALWAYS in that box (beside the thread name)that says "Last post" at fencing.net. "The leading coaches of the world unanimously agree that epee has become the premier weapon to fence and to watch." - Bob Anderson -
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When Fnet is under your 'Social' booksmarks folder with facebook and the such. Wow, I'm still third top poster... # Posts Per Day: 15.18 -
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Array YKYFTM when you're on F.net when you could be playing video games. "The leading coaches of the world unanimously agree that epee has become the premier weapon to fence and to watch." - Bob Anderson -
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Array YKYFTMW: You walk into a room, assess the floor, and then say "This would be a great room for a strip" -
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Array  Originally Posted by freerider258 YKYFTMW: You walk into a room, assess the floor, and then say "This would be a great room for a strip" Lol I do that ALL the time “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
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Array YKYFTM when you are supposed to be working but you are on F.net instead.
YKYFTM when the only reason you start working again is because you need money new fencing gear.
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