The 516,649 post thread

[lefty_monster]

I'm freeeeeeeee!

[Shi no Tenshi]

Somebody save me.

From yourself?

[matt9476]

We should definitely party when we hit 20,000.

[Sword Hobbit]

ummm....96 to go?

[Sword Hobbit]

What's to drink at the party?

[lefty_monster]

Mountain Dew and cappuccino. Keeps us posting all night.

[the maple epee]

And milk. Kegs of milk.

[Sword Hobbit]

Mountain Dew and cappuccino. Keeps us posting all night.

Mountain Dew or Mountain Dew?

[matt9476]

Mountain Dew or Mountain Dew?

[magic_moose]

Mountain Dew or Mountain Dew?

Mountain Dew definitely. Gotta support the mountain home industries.

[the maple epee]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr20...lyOveralls.jpg

Erville-Horton Elmerdud wants to know if you want t' try summa his special homemade Mountain Dew...

[magic_moose]

I think he got that protuberance from beer, not a mason jar.

[Sword Hobbit]

Let grasses grow and waters flow
In a free and easy way,
But give me enough of the rare old stuff
That's made near Galway Bay,
Come gangers all from Donegal,
Sligo and Leitrim too,
Oh, we'll give the slip and we'll take a sip
Of the rare old Mountain Dew

[Sword Hobbit]

Hi the dithery al the dal, dal the dal the dithery al, al the dal, dal dithery al dee
Hi the dithery al the dal, dal the dal the dithery al, dal the dal, dal dithery al dee

[Sword Hobbit]

There's a neat little still at the foot of the hill,
Where the smoke curls up to the sky,
By a whiff of the smell you can plainly tell
That there's poitin, boys, close by.

[Sword Hobbit]

For it fills the air with a perfume rare,
And betwixt both me and you,
As home we roll, we can drink a bowl,
Or a bucketful of Mountain Dew

[Sword Hobbit]

Now learned men as use the pen,
Have writ the praises high
Of the rare poitin from Ireland green,
Distilled from wheat and rye.

[Sword Hobbit]

Away with yer pills, it'll cure all ills,
Be ye Pagan, Christian or Jew,
So take off your coat and grease your throat
With a bucketful of Mountain Dew.

[magic_moose]

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.

Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.


My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.
Repeat chorus


(a bunch more verses)


Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew
Repeat chorus

[matt9476]

For the love of Mountain Dew...

When I worked at a mall food court salad bar in college, we had a problem with the Mountain Dew one night. It was coming out just as soda water. The only way I could fix it was to DOUBLE the syrup output. Have you ever tried extra-strength Mountain Dew? That stuff will keep you up for days.