The 516,649 post thread

[lefty_monster]

Oh, sheez. I'm starting to sound like Nein. Time to shut down the computer.

[Hattrick]

On my side or not? Live or Perish?

I think my deal with the Rebels is a bit better... LM can have all the chocolate I don't eat... I get all the Twizzlers LM doesn't want..and where else can I use phrases like "Laugh it up fuzzball" and The ever popular, yet dated computer saying "use the forced boot" in a calm Knighted English brogue.

and to you I bequeath 8 bytes and 2 bits of the internet to start your Empire, which is a rough equivalent of Gack!

[Neinteen]

War against The Land of Hattrick.

Prep the cannons Shi No TenshiiiiI!!!!!!

[Shi no Tenshi]

I think my deal with the Rebels is a bit better... LM can have all the chocolate I don't eat... I get all the Twizzlers LM doesn't want..and where else can I use phrases like "Laugh it up fuzzball" and The ever popular, yet dated computer saying "use the forced boot" in a calm Knighted English brogue.

and to you I bequeath 8 bytes and 2 bits of the internet to start your Empire, which is a rough equivalent of Gack!

Choking already? I hadn't even concentrated that hard yet.

[Shi no Tenshi]

Oh, sheez. I'm starting to sound like Nein. Time to shut down the computer.

Oh come on, Lefty, it's not that terrible. Unless you begin to emulate her other aspects as well...at that point, it's all over, I'm sorry.

[Timo]

Cue Timo's entrance.

I'm here! (if a little late)

Tada!

Now, if lefty doesn't have sleeves, that means one of two things, she's wearing a hot halter top/similar item, or shirtless. Either one is cool with me

[Hattrick]

War against The Land of Hattrick.

And to Rally My Freedom Fighters I call upon the Ghoste of Wm. Shakespeare

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

and I never hold my manhood cheap... ask my wife!

[Shi no Tenshi]

I knew I smelled the stench of a lecherous child.

[Neinteen]

I'm here! (if a little late)

Tada!

Now, if lefty doesn't have sleeves, that means one of two things, she's wearing a hot halter top/similar item, or shirtless. Either one is cool with me

Die.

I knew I smelled the stench of a lecherous child.

Win.

[the maple epee]

*SWINGS IN ON A CHANDELIER AND CARRIES NEIN AND LEFTY AWAY TO BE HIS SEXY INTERGALACTIC SNUGGLEBUNNIES*

[Neinteen]

I was mentioned first.

[Timo]

What did I do to cause neinteen to hate me.
I beleive that at one point there was love there?
I think I even wrote a poem! (or 3)

[App13]

Wow nein, seems you have a bit of a love puppet following.

[Neinteen]

What did I do to cause neinteen to hate me.

I hate Neinteen

That's why.

[Shi no Tenshi]

We should just call him Timo the Goldfish Feces.

[Neinteen]

True. So seconded.

The OFFICIAL Story of Timo:

• Timo was born.
• Timo was some normal dude.
• Timo Joined Chutlutututututu, The A Class Demon
• Timo Killed Innocent Neinists
• Timo Was slain by Lemon_fresh after weakening by Shi No tenshi's Armies
• Timo Was banished to infinite years of soul ripping torture
• Timo escaped and was easily taken down again
• Timo was banished to more infinite years of soul ripping torture
• Timo escaped
• Timo joined Lefty's Forces
• Timo was slain by Shi No Tenshi
• Timo was re-incarnated as goldfish poop
• Timo destroyed his own soul
• Timo and his evil soul never existed again

[Shi no Tenshi]

and he just keeps dragging along, following....

[App13]

Where does the App13 place in your time line nein?

[Neinteen]

The OFFICIAL Story Of App13:

• Apple Arrives
• Admits to Transfering Super AIDS
• Apple is cool
• Apple is weird

[App13]

Meh works for me.