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OFFICIAL NEINTEEN LIST™

This List's Theme: Famous People and Me

Layout:

<Famous Figure> <Relation to Me>

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1)

Person: George Washington

Reason: I've crossed the Delaware.

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2)

Person: Abraham Lincoln

Reason: I once argued with someone for 3 hours to erase the debt my friend had with them. I freed a potential slave.

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3)

Person: Jesus Christ

Reason: I once dreamed I was as cool as he was.

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4)

Person: Karl Marx

Reason: I Will Write a Manifesto one day

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5)

Person: Adolf Hitler

Reason: I Will one day own the world or most of it.

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6)

Person: Winston Churchill

Reason: History shall be kind to me for I intend to write it

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7)

Person: Vladimir Lenin

Reason: I shall start a super power

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8)

Person: Josef Stalin

Reason: I shall rule with a semi-iron fist

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9)

Person: Martin Luther

Reason: I call for reform... Neinist Reform.

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10)

Person: Captain Planet

Reason: I'm your powers combined.

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11)

Person: Black Bart Roberts

Reason: ARGH! I'm A Pirate!

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12)

Person: Ferdinand Magellan

Reason: I will Debunk the Church's Lies!

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13)

Person: Cosimo Medici

Reason: I Will Rule The world as if it were Florence

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14)

Person: Michaelangelo

Reason: I suck at art, but yeah. I like art.

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15)

Person: William Rogers

Reason: I will Found the Island of Rhodes...

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16)

Person: Che Guevara

Reason: VIVE LA REVOLUCION!

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17)

Person: William Shakespeare

Reason: Have'th thou my ass?

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18)

Person: The Person I Like

Reason: We both don't wanna say anything that makes it look like we're more than friends with each other