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[Neinteen]

3) You are hit on by an extremely weird and disturbing person, you:

A) Tell them off
B) Hit them in the face, ruining their reputation forever
C) Be nice to them, but not too nice
D) Go out with them to be nice
E) Get someone else to kick their ass

E, once again. I can't hit people

[Neinteen]

You're walking down main street when all of a sudden, A bear turns the corner and challenges you to a duel, you:

A) Fight the bear
B) Run from the bear
C) Use Colbert Truthiness power to cage and exhibit the dangerousness of the bear
D) poke the bear
E) Rape the bear

C, Truthiness > Atomic Weaponry. If you chose E, go **** yourself.

[Neinteen]

5) You become the next dictator of western Europe, you now:

A) Start an all out war on eastern Europe, centralize power, and make an alliance with Asia to do a show the true meaning of containment!
B) Live large, plunder, and not care about the economy
C) Run around major cities screaming random things
D) Rape People
E) Rape Western European Animals on TV

A, Duh. If you chose E, Go **** yourself again.

[Neinteen]

6) You are now a Planeteer! With the Power of:

A) EARTH!
B) FIRE!
C) WIND!
D) WATER!
E) HEART!
F) I make my own supa powahs, thanks anyways.


F, I want the power of Ownage. If you chose E, Go **** yourself two times right now.

[Neinteen]

7) Your cult has just unlimited power and has grabbed international attention, you:

A) Use the publicity to rape animals on international TV
B) Become the next dictator
C) get a buncha idiots to commit suicide
D) invade Poland
E) smoke weed


B, this time. If you chose A, and still can, **** yourself

[Neinteen]

8) Lootin Plunder is killing elephants for monetary gain, you:

A) aww ****, i never knew being a planeteer meant i had to care, i just wanted the cool shirt.
B) kill Lootin Plunder
C) Secretly help him and reap a percent of the profits
D) rape the elephants
E) do nothing


A, is correct. If you chose D, Use your other hand to **** yourself.

[Neinteen]

9) You now have super powers, what do you do:

A) Rape all the animals in the world 100x
B) restart slavery in the aulstralian outback on cow farms....
C) Become international dictator
D) Sell yourself to science and become prodded and raped yourself
E) Have sex everyday.

Yeah, sex is on my mind, what else is new?

C, is the correct answer. If you chose A, and can still **** yourself, you have great endurance, we should talk.


jk...

[Neinteen]

10) You have a bomb capable of blowing up a 10 block radius attatched to you, you cannot remove it without it detonating. You go to:

A) Hollywood!
B) A animal rapist prison
C) Newyork!
D) My house
E) Middle of Nowhere


Yes, B is finally the correct answer despite it having 'animal' and 'rapist' in the same sentence.

If you chose D, I hope you never get a bomb.

[Neinteen]

11) You are at a Zoo, you

A) RAPE ANIMALS!!!
B) RAPE ALOTA ANIMALS!!!
C) RAPE ALL THE ANIMALSS!!!!
D) RAPE THE COTTON CANDY GUY!!!
E) Take pictures and hang out with cool people

E is correct here. Although, D can be accepted if you are able to prove your point.

[Neinteen]

12) Neinteen is bored, so you:

A) Rape Animals in front of her
B) Rape animals without her knowledge
C) Rape people in front of her ( latenight... sicko )
D) Talk about Neinteen behind her back
E) Chill with Neinteen on the couch and watch the colbert report with a bag of doritos cool ranch and a warm blanket that has my slippers in it somewhere.


E, once again is the answer. The first 4 are dumb, because that's what's on Neinteen's mind first. I just watched that south park episode where they jack off the dog. Yeah. Then some idiot send me some animal porn via AIM.

yeah.

Brb

[Neinteen]

Steven Colbert got people to edit a wiki entry and make a 'false' fact a truthy fact. I wannar do the same!

Once i get a good idea of an article to edit.....


any ideas??

[Neinteen]

Eins.

[KidLazy]

12) Neinteen is bored, so you:

A) Rape Animals in front of her
B) Rape animals without her knowledge
C) Rape people in front of her ( latenight... sicko )
D) Talk about Neinteen behind her back
E) Chill with Neinteen on the couch and watch the colbert report with a bag of doritos cool ranch and a warm blanket that has my slippers in it somewhere.


E, once again is the answer. The first 4 are dumb, because that's what's on Neinteen's mind first. I just watched that south park episode where they jack off the dog. Yeah. Then some idiot send me some animal porn via AIM.

yeah.

Brb

Ok, E.

[Neinteen]

Du Hast mich!

[Neinteen]

Ok, E.

you ever watch the colbert report !?

[KidLazy]

you ever watch the colbert report !?

Yes.

strange question...

[Neinteen]

lol, just wonderinnnnngggggaahhhhh


cant belive he didnt win an emmy

[KidLazy]

lol, just wonderinnnnngggggaahhhhh


cant belive he didnt win an emmy

Can you post some more? I want my next post to be on the top on the page.

[Neinteen]

sure!

[Neinteen]

Links 2 3 4!!!!