The 516,649 post thread

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just some random thoughts and words

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I think therefore I am

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I am therefore I think.

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Originally Posted by marge

I just want to know if anyone can invent a stapler that won't jam?

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Originally Posted by the maple epee

I really hate Hummers, and the rich, white, paranoid dip****s who drive them.
Asshats...






God I'm bored tonight...

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Originally Posted by Lord Gorlock

I knew this thread would be about one of two things. I'm slightly relieved it's about cars. Oh and I too hate Hummers. If you took all the money those men spent on hummers, imagine how much enzyte they could buy. Two solutions to the same problem. Bob doesn't need a Humvee....

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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?

Bah, take it to the Soapbox.

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Originally Posted by academe

Sigh, I'm not. I thought it was about the other kind of hummer.

After all, the Central American Green Violet-eared hummingbird was recently sighted in West Virginia. Since we usually only get to see one kind of hummingbird in the East (the Ruby-throated) this is quite the find.

I'd much rather talk about these marvels of evolution than those big gas hogs...

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Originally Posted by Inquartata

What about the ones that have been converted to biodiesel ( like the Governator's ) or natural gas?

As for the "rich, white, paranoid dip****s who drive them", I don't suppose it's come to your attention that the things are favored by rappers and gangstas as well? Conspicuous consumption is an equal-opportunity phenomenon.

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Originally Posted by poor_nizzie

And I was worried it'd be about the third kind of hummer...not the bird or the car...

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Originally Posted by RebelFencer

Bad experience?

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Originally Posted by poor_nizzie

HA! No. Just I've never heard it used to refer to the bird. And my mind tends to gravitate towards the obscene.

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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson

Hi!


I guess I am showing my age or something, but what other types of Hummer are there except the big vehicle? I had never heard the small bird being referred to as a hummer, but I guess it is a reasonable contraction.

But a 3rd type? What am I missing? Can someone please spell it out in detail?

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Originally Posted by Peach

Peter, dear, let's put it this way: I'd rather we didn't go there.

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Originally Posted by larkmaj

Let's see... doubt you'll get this either. Third Base?

Also, I do believe academe was joking about the bird thing, in so much as the "other" hummer.

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Originally Posted by cornflower

The third type is when the woman hums whilst orally pleasuring a man.

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Originally Posted by PeterGustafsson

Hi!




In which case the "we" from Peaches post becomes inadvertently funny. Let´s hope that no one combines the 1st and 3rd meanings of the word at the same time!


Have a nice time!

Peter Gustafsson

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Originally Posted by Fencergrl

Isn't f-net just a wealth of information Peter???

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