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  1. 05-29-2007 06:52 AM #1481
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    *PR has a bad dream and stabs AF*
    where are they?

    *the ManBaby reaches the forest moon and lands down in a clearing to make some repairs*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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  2. 05-29-2007 07:36 AM #1482
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    Rear Admiral SF, go find me one of those cute little teddy bear creatures. I forget what they're called and I simply must have one for a pet!

    *Gets Marvin out of the closet so that he can go make repairs*

    VICECaptain leftymonster, for your heroic piloting work you have hereby been promoted to VICEAdmiral leftymonster of the HHS ManBaby. Congratulations. I hereby present you with your honorary bikini uniform. Use it well.
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  3. 05-29-2007 08:35 AM #1483
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    *Steals Marvin's left arm*
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  4. 05-29-2007 08:43 AM #1484
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    Monk! what the heck?? give marvin back his arm so he can do the dirty work!
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  5. 05-29-2007 08:44 AM #1485
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    Captain, Sir, they're called Ewoks.
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  6. 05-29-2007 11:20 AM #1486
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    *laughs maniacally as she stabs BritishFencer*

    "This is Commander ParryRiposte of the HHS ManBaby, calling from the basement... will someone please pick me up? I think Aussie's going to rape me."
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  7. 05-29-2007 02:33 PM #1487
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    Ahhh... Ewoks. Of course.


    Commander PR! It's good to know you're alright.

    *Beams PR up from below*

    Good to have you back. Now go and get me an Ewok because I must have one AND IT MUST DANCE FOR ME!
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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    "Sorry boss. I needed to swat a pest."

    *swats leftie_monster*
    *returns arm to Marvin*

    *points at Marvin*
    "He did it!"
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  9. 05-29-2007 03:01 PM #1489
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    I protest! I would never do such a thing! Im not brittinsh either! hmphh ,and another... AHHHHH, beam me up quick it's antoher bloody raptor, ARGHHHH!
    "But Holmes, what about the flocking cripples"?
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  10. 05-29-2007 07:28 PM #1490
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  11. 05-29-2007 08:19 PM #1491
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    I think it would be a great idea if i posted here now... so i did...

    by reading this you have given me temporary control of your mind. XD
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  12. 05-29-2007 08:38 PM #1492
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    Aww, that's true, too...

    Daddy! Your grandson is taking over the world one mind at a time!

    I want an Ewok too. Wait, scratch that, I want a Wookie. I would teach it to fence. When it recieved a bad call it would tear the head off the director.
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  13. 05-29-2007 09:23 PM #1493
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    Ahh... Commander ParryRiposte.
    You have brought me an Ewok!

    DARLING! I shall call you Engelbert!
    Now Dance, Engelbert, DANCE! Dance in your shiny little suit! Dance like the furry little bear thing you are! Ahahahahaaaaaa! AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
    Ahem...

    VICEAdmiral leftymonster, set us back on our course for the steamy planet of sultry amazon vixens!

    Away! AWAY!
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  14. 05-29-2007 09:45 PM #1494
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    Admiral Count Vön Groovy! Where will your Ewok sleep? What do you plan on feeding it? You'd better plan on cleaning up after it too. And keep it away from my Wookie.

    What will us females do on the Amazon planet? I personally have no interest in them...
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  15. 05-29-2007 10:01 PM #1495
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    Admiral Count Vön Groovy! Where will your Ewok sleep? What do you plan on feeding it? You'd better plan on cleaning up after it too. And keep it away from my Wookie.

    What will us females do on the Amazon planet? I personally have no interest in them...

    " but I don't want to go see my sister in law she scares me"
    *hides behind PR*
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  16. 05-29-2007 10:10 PM #1496
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    Somebody whack monk for me. I have to keep the captain from drooling all over the controls.

    PR, How 'bout we go to the amazon planet, drop the guys off, and take the ship for a spin? And not come back......cuz maple is creeping me out.......
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  17. 05-29-2007 10:13 PM #1497
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    What do I do? Oh, yeah, I'm the entertainment! I start juggling.

    Dada dadadada dada dadadada dada dadadada dada dada da Da!
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  18. 05-29-2007 10:16 PM #1498
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    Timo, you can teach the ewok to juggle. And if you can survive teaching the wookie, then....you get a cookie.

    (EW, that rhymed.)
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  19. 05-29-2007 10:19 PM #1499
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    Nononono! Silly VICEAdmiral, darling, baby, bootilicious whoopy wench...
    We are simply stopping on that planet to hire on rejected amazons so that they can be our maids! Sheesh...

    Oh, and Rear Admiral SF and
    Commodore RM, I'm putting you on Watch. Your orders are to protect Commander PR
    from any violent sexual advances by BritishFencer.
    Y'know, in case he survives the raptors...
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    I say we send someone to go check on him. (Bringing him back is optional.)

    Who would like to go check on ChineseFencer?
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