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[the maple epee]

*Maple is sitting in the captains chair*

Hello LM! Welcome to my stupendous spazechip!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!




Omelette?

[lefty_monster]

Oh, no! Who let maple drive???

[the maple epee]

*Does donuts around a small galaxy*

ZIP ZAP ZOOBIDIBOP WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!




Hop in the copilots seat, LM.
I'm gonna tailgate this comet!

[Rabid Monk]

Oooohhh... Sapceship!

What does this do?

*RM pushes a big, red button.*

[lefty_monster]

*LM duct tapes rabid monk to the wall and hops in the copilot seat*

What DID that button do?

[Rabid Monk]

"mmmmph....mph mph mpphhh!"

[ParryRiposte]

I saw the chair that Captain Kirk sat in on Star Trek yesterday!

[ParryRiposte]

*Doughnuts appear all around* "I guess that's the doughnut button...

"Maple, where are you taking us? Oh, and how about an omlette?"

[lefty_monster]

Hey, monk, want a doughnut?

[SFfencer]

*SF finds engineering, and sees that the warp core is venting plasma*

[the maple epee]

*Grabs doughnut from midair*

Where to, homeyslices?

Would somebody please crank some tunes? I've got the greatest sound system known to this galaxy in this baby. It needs to be used!

[Westley]

Marvin plods into the bridge.

"Doughnuts? I'm going to have to be the one who cleans this up you know. Not that I care of course. I only waited the length of seven universes for you to show up. But it's alright. I don't mind cleaning up your doughnuts, that you know you're not going to eat..."

[lefty_monster]

shall i duct tape marvin, too?

[ParryRiposte]

"Not yet..."

PR dive-tackles Marvin and pins him up against the wall.

"I love you Marvin! Run away with me!"

[the maple epee]

PR! Make Marvin stop dripping on the NanoFibre™ carpet!

But seriously, everybody; I think that we're ignoring the elephant in the room. No, there is actually an elephant standing in the room. Oh. My. God. He just pooped. Eeew. Somebody get the tractor.

[ParryRiposte]

Aghhh! No, not the carpet! *shoves the robot in the closet* Dammit, how come nobody told me he was a robot?

Nobody's piloting the ship! We're going to crash into that planet!

[the maple epee]

But I'm piloting the ship!
*Swerves to avoid hitting the planet, and takes out a galactic mailbox*

PR, will you please go and get the tractor? I'm drowning in elephant shat...

[ParryRiposte]

No, I like it. It adds to the mysterious atmosphere.

So where are we headed?

[Rabid Monk]

"mmph! mph mpphh mmmmp mph!"

*Chews up and eats duct tape across mouth)

"Finally! Seeing as I have a good view of the bridge from here, I elect myself official overviewer of this ship. My first order of business is to get Maple Epee as far away from the helm as possible before he kills us all. They'll give a license to anyone these days, it would seem. Next order of business is to announce that we need a name for this fine (if slightly dented) vessel."

[the maple epee]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

This is MY spazechip! YOUSHALLNOTTAKEITAWAYFROMME!

But yes, RM can be official overviewer if I remain at the helm...

*Is almost T-boned by the Death Star as he runs an intergalactic red light*