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  1. 05-17-2007 10:37 PM #1281
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    Well we scared off lemur with our blither. good job guys.
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  2. 05-17-2007 10:37 PM #1282
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    unless lemur is still lurking?
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  3. 05-17-2007 10:37 PM #1283
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    but we started a story for him!?!
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  4. 05-17-2007 10:38 PM #1284
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    oh LEEEEEEEEMUUUUUURRRRR....where are you?
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  5. 05-17-2007 10:40 PM #1285
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    Parry laughs and hesitates slightly.

    "I'll let you go, on one condition... you can't go more than 2 meters away. Understood? Or else... I may cut of something you just might miss..."
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  6. 05-17-2007 10:41 PM #1286
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    Aww, lemur will be back. I think I can convince him...
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  7. 05-17-2007 10:51 PM #1287
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    Okay, though I have something to say to teh lemur. I lean and whisper something in his ear.
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  8. 05-17-2007 10:54 PM #1288
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    PR looks at Timo funny.
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  9. 05-17-2007 11:00 PM #1289
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    Me and the lemur laugh, then look at PR. "Okay, we can go now"
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  10. 05-17-2007 11:27 PM #1290
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    PR glares at Timo.

    She downs her martini.

    "What now, Timo? Do you really want to do that?"
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  11. 05-18-2007 12:00 AM #1291
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    *delviers packag tyo PR*
    "This just came for you mommy, iss from the industry of awesomely unbeatable weapons of all sorts and such.... i also brought you a refill on your martini."
    *hands the packahge and beverage to PR*
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
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  12. 05-18-2007 12:02 AM #1292
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timo View Post
    But drops his foil before her awsome might (and the dead bodies)! Parry, obviously being the better person for fencing sabre, spares his life. She instead interogates him -Casino Royale style. He cracks swiftly and reveals...
    Sorry, but why do these stories always start devolving into someone posting about how they are getting bested by PR in a very s&m fashion? Why am I the only one who stood his ground a little?

    Anyways...

    *Walks in wearing a cape. Smoke swirls around his legs. (very very sexy legs, I might add) Sorry... hem hem... Smoke swirls around his legs
    He walks a few steps towards PR*

    I am back...
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  13. 05-18-2007 12:19 AM #1293
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    Sorry, but why do these stories always start devolving into someone posting about how they are getting bested by PR in a very s&m fashion? Why am I the only one who stood his ground a little?
    don't judge me!

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  14. 05-18-2007 12:48 AM #1294
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    Man, its a god thing i have immense stock in the souls of others...
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
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  15. 05-18-2007 08:47 AM #1295
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    because they're a bunch of guys and PR is a girl. she needs a girl to beat her.
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  16. 05-18-2007 08:48 AM #1296
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    *Lefty_monster steps in to take over where the sad males failed*
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  17. 05-18-2007 12:02 PM #1297
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    *PR shoots maple in the face*

    Now lefty... let's have a real fight, not one of those pathetic little man fights! *brandishes sabre*
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  18. 05-18-2007 01:57 PM #1298
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    Cool, a catfight
    *pulls up a chair*
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  19. 05-18-2007 02:15 PM #1299
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    Something about a catfight? What's going on here? I'm bored at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timo View Post
    but we started a story for him!?!
    But did you start it for me or because of me?

    Quote Originally Posted by lefty_monster View Post
    oh LEEEEEEEEMUUUUUURRRRR....where are you?
    Look behind you... *outside the window is a really really tall sky scraper with lots of windows, the top window is cracked slightly open and there is a sniper barrel sticking out* Say hello to my little friend lefty_monster *BAM! lefty_monster falls to the ground dead with a 3/4 ' hole to the cranium* Let's kick it up a notch!

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    Aww, lemur will be back. I think I can convince him...
    With what? Your womanly charms?

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    Okay, though I have something to say to the lemur. I lean and whisper something in his ear.
    Uhh...Timo, you do know that I don't uh role that way right? I prefer to stick to the straight road if you get my drift...
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