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July 25 - War of 1812: Battle of Lundy's Lane - Reinforcements arrive near Niagara Falls, Ontario for General Riall's British and Canadian force, and bloody, all-night battle with Jacob Brown's Americans commences at 18.00; Americans retreat to Fort Erie.

americans retreat.. woot woot.

go napoleon. he wouldn't retreat.

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August 7 - Pope Pius VII reestablish the Society of Jesus (Jesuits) all over the world, after having approved their survival and existence in Russia.

Saint peterrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhh blah, Leningrad sounds better than petersburg

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August 12 - In England, the last hanging under the Black Act - William Potter for cutting down an orchard - even the judge petitioned for reprieve.

lalala who cares?

[The Chaotic Wind]

If someone has to die to bring someone back, that means if i killed everyone then only one person would be able to live at a time.

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August 13 - signing of the Anglo-Dutch Treaty of 1814.

gah why would the anglos do that

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If someone has to die to bring someone back, that means if i killed everyone then only one person would be able to live at a time.

but you have't done that yet.

# August 24 - During the War of 1812, British troops occupy Washington, DC, setting numerous buildings on fire, including the Capitol.

[The Chaotic Wind]

*Napoleon appears*
*gets killed*
*Nein is resurrected and now shares a body with the soul of napoleon*

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# August 28 - Alexandria, Virginia offers surrender to the British fleet without a fight.

what a frikken pansy. for christ's sake did the backbone of man get abandoned on an island with napoelon

[The Chaotic Wind]

I can do that, I'm a God.

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*Napoleon appears*
*gets killed*
*Nein is resurrected and now shares a body with the soul of napoleon*

who died for napoleon? September 11 – War of 1812: the Battle of Lake Champlain took place.

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I can do that, I'm a God.

No nooononooo DA DA DADADADA DADADA

ITS MORE THAN FEEELLLLINGGGGGGGG that im god

September 13 – War of 1812: the bombardment of Fort McHenry at Baltimore.

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October - A giant vat full of porter (beer) owned by Meux's Brewery bursts, demolishing some housing on the road and killing eight peopl

LOL! ATTACK OF THE BEERRR!

As clear as the sun in the summer skty....!!!!!

[The Chaotic Wind]

Hitler died for napoleon, he didn't know he was doing it but at the same time that he killed himself someone was trying to ressurect napoleon for a school project.
It worked but they didn't speak French so Napoleon just went to go chill somewhere and was unlucky enough to show up so i could kill him.

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November 7 – War of 1812: Andrew Jackson seizes Pensacola, Florida.

WOOT!?


December 15 – Hartford Convention convened.

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Hitler died for napoleon, he didn't know he was doing it but at the same time that he killed himself someone was trying to ressurect napoleon for a school project.
It worked but they didn't speak French so Napoleon just went to go chill somewhere and was unlucky enough to show up so i could kill him.

hitler wouldn't die for napoleon, he was great, but hitler was greater. At least he got more of europe and almost all of russia. and he didnt get run otu on the first damn try,

therefore thats lies. i want you dead instead of me. timo can stay dead

December 24 – War of 1812: Treaty of Ghent was signed.

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Missionaries attempt to write down the Maori language.

why? Mao!? his language is the language of gods. no need to translate god's words.

[The Chaotic Wind]

Of course since your souls are spliced together your shrank a bit. No i can punt you around for kicks and giggles.

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George Stephenson designs his first locomotive Blücher

2600. 50 more.

go GS!

[The Chaotic Wind]

Or should i say PUN you around.
Get it, punt? Kick? LAUGH OR I SHALL SMITE YOU ALL!

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Of course since your souls are spliced together your shrank a bit. No i can punt you around for kicks and giggles.

god damn im outa events.

time to name every day of the year 1-365.

woooottt