The 516,649 post thread

[Timo]

True, that was imature, but hey, I can't even drive!
I will be more serious elswhere though

[the maple epee]

Ann Coulter eats kittens.

[the maple epee]

*Backs up beer truck at 90mph*

Free beer for all new recruits! And everyone else in this goddamn thread, for that matter!

[Timo]

I smack every one around teh beer truck untill they all leave, making all that beer MINE! MWAHAHAHA!!!

[lefty_monster]

i don't drink. why don't you get my a flavored water? then i might consider staying

[lefty_monster]

oh, pardon me. that should have been "why don't you get ME a flavored water?"

[lefty_monster]

i'm waiting for it to pop out of the computer screen....

[lefty_monster]

well i should hit the hay now.

[lefty_monster]

that water better be on my desk in the morning!!! (in a bottle, not ON the desk)

[The Chaotic Wind]

Yeah, i post here sometimes because its interesting... not because of booze or flavored water.. flavored water is weak, real men drink water without flavor.

[The Chaotic Wind]

Also....
Yippie ki aye m***** f*****

[fences_like_a_lemur]

So I go MIA for a week and this thread grows 4 pages? Pretty impressive...though still nowhere close to the 516,649 posts that Wes wants. Still, my last post was the 1000th reply and now we're at 1,236. Pretty good, but we can do better!

Now why did maple have to kill that great story we had going for the longest of times?

And where is the lovely ParryRiposte?

[amyoftherealm]

Yeah, i post here sometimes because its interesting... not because of booze or flavored water.. flavored water is weak, real men drink water without flavor.

Just give me anything with caffeine. I'm in the middle of finals week and my brain is already on vacation.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Just give me anything with caffeine. I'm in the middle of finals week and my brain is already on vacation.

Good luck with your finals!

I still have 3 weeks until finals and the end of the quarter...both a blessing and a curse.

[SFfencer]

The year is 1700
The place is London, England

*A family of four: the father, John Hampshire,
the mother, Ann,
the son, James,
the daughter, Prudence.

The father is a Goldsmith,
the son is his apprentice,
the mother is in charge of the house,
and the daughter helps out with the housework*

[wheeringa]

Hmm interesting thread ya got here. I think I'll stay a while . Where da beer at?

[the maple epee]

Now why did maple have to kill that great story we had going for the longest of times?

Excuse me???
I didn't kill it! Whoever thought of that mythical interlude did.
Plus, you forget, I was the co-founder of that great story.

*Backs over wheeringa with beer truck*

[lefty_monster]

that might be why i left the first time. i lost track of the story

[lefty_monster]

did you know that parakeets love carbs?

[lefty_monster]

so, how many posts per day do we have to get to have this thread done say in a year?