08-09-2007, 03:01 PM
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#12361 | | Posting Hound
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| January 29 - French army of Emperor Napoleon I wins the Battle of Brienne.
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08-09-2007, 03:01 PM
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#12362 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by KidLazy  To be with your Mom? | And Timo.
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08-09-2007, 03:02 PM
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#12363 | | Posting Hound
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| January 31 - Gervasio Antonio de Posadas becomes Supreme Director of Argentina.
YEAHHZZZZ Next up, NEINTEEN! 
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08-09-2007, 03:03 PM
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| February - Congress of Chatillon - see George Hamilton Gordon, 4th Earl of Aberdeen.
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08-09-2007, 03:03 PM
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| February 11 - Norway's independence is proclaimed, marking the ultimate end of the Kalmar Union.
We miss you kalmar Union
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08-09-2007, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Gorlock From too much awesome? | From no food and my grandma driving.
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"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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08-09-2007, 03:05 PM
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#12367 | | Posting Hound
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| February 12 - a fire destroys the Custom House in London.
zomg!
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08-09-2007, 03:05 PM
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#12368 | | Posting Hound
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| February 14 - Napoleon wins the Battle of Vauchamps.
**** YEAH NAPLOEON!!!!
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08-09-2007, 03:06 PM
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#12369 | | Posting Hound
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| February 18 - Napoleon wins the Battle of Montereau.
Ever since Western civ, I've loved you Napoleon.
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08-09-2007, 03:07 PM
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| February 21 - Great Stock Exchange Fraud of 1814.
Hmm, i should click that when im not on a posting train,
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08-09-2007, 03:07 PM
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#12371 | | Senior Member
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| Hello, I did bring shino back, right?
And I'm off again to go march 2 miles with a drum in a band uniform.... In like 80 or 90 degree weather
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08-09-2007, 03:07 PM
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| This is the story of a man named Bob. BOB! But this man named Bob was a really big slob. SLOOOB!
He wet his bed, and ate some led, wipe his butt with erotic smut and choked on twinkies at night.
Now Bob was man who had no plan, he hated toothpaste! So Bob went home and killed a gnome, just so he'd save face!
He went bonk slash crack, on the poor gnome's back til it fell over dead, took a 9 iron to the back of his head, the poor gnome is dead!
This is a tale bout little Sally, she was thirty five!
She knew Bob from a friend of a friend,
He wanted to swive!
She went to his house to bring a mouse, saw him kill and took a pill.
Things went bad as she got good, now she's pregnant!
This is a story bout a baby named Fred, he was haalf gnome!
His daddy was very sloppy man, his name was Bob!
Bob came home to kill the gnome, screw Sally and married her.
Turns out she loved gnomes!
This si a story bout a giant bomb, made to get rid of freaks!
It went in the air, over your hair, made a flash and cost some cash.
boom boom boom in Freddies room.
Now they're all dead!
It'd be better if i as able to put the melody up. | |
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08-09-2007, 03:08 PM
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#12373 | | Posting Hound
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| March 7 - Napoleon wins the Battle of Craonne.
Napoleon YOU ROCK!  GAH! I will be just like you, except the whole russia thing. 2 great leaders have already made that mistake 
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08-09-2007, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Neinteen January 31 - Gervasio Antonio de Posadas becomes Supreme Director of Argentina.
YEAHHZZZZ Next up, NEINTEEN! | I am sure I won't want to live in the country that's ruled by you. Where daily torture by a hamster is required for all citizens. 
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08-09-2007, 03:08 PM
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#12375 | | Posting Hound
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Originally Posted by Timo Hello, I did bring shino back, right?
And I'm off again to go march 2 miles with a drum in a band uniform.... In like 80 or 90 degree weather | the USS Enterprise reaches Wilmington, North Carolina, returning from the Caribbean.
I'd laugh at you, but i think you've made fun of yourself enough. and yes shino is alive but im dead and so are you.
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08-09-2007, 03:09 PM
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| # March 10 - Napoleon is defeated at the Battle of Laon in France.
NO MY LOVE! HOW COULD YOU BE BEAT! 
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08-09-2007, 03:10 PM
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#12377 | | Senior Member
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| So how did we die?
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08-09-2007, 03:10 PM
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#12378 | | Posting Hound
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| March 12 - Louis-Antoine, Duke of Angouleme enters Bourdeaux, marking the restoration of the Bourbon dynasty.
GAH! Bourbon >.<
WHore.
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08-09-2007, 03:10 PM
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#12379 | | Posting Hound
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Originally Posted by Timo So how did we die? | You died brining shinotenshi back to life and the chaotic wind killed me.
or i could lie and say we died from a heart attack anyurism stroke combo from wild...yeah nvm.
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08-09-2007, 03:11 PM
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#12380 | | Senior Member
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| lalalalala poooostttiiiiinnnng.
someone should make a user name Napoleon and join this thread. That'd be hella funny. Or if Napoleon was just reborn and joined. That'd be randomly insane like some sort of weird cartoon show. | |
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