The 516,649 post thread

[Timo]

OH! OH! I know what I am! I'm a person!

[Aussie_Fencer]

(sulking).

[The Chaotic Wind]

Don't worry i know it isn't cuz you're british, british people get it easy. As far as not trying...COME ON MAN ITS FUN!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
YEAAH!
AUSSIE AUSSIE HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CANT GET SOMEONE, I SURE CAN!(not really)
AUSSIE AUSSIE HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CAN GET SOME ANYONE CAN!!!(actually no, aussie's a badass and if he cant get some we're doomed)
GOOOOOOO AUSSIE!(i actually mean it! huzzah!)

[Aussie_Fencer]

Don't worry i know it isn't cuz you're british, british people get it easy. As far as not trying...COME ON MAN ITS FUN!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
YEAAH!
AUSSIE AUSSIE HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CANT GET SOMEONE, I SURE CAN!(not really)
AUSSIE AUSSIE HE'S OUR MAN IF HE CAN GET SOME ANYONE CAN!!!(actually no, aussie's a badass and if he cant get some we're doomed)
GOOOOOOO AUSSIE!(i actually mean it! huzzah!)

I like some one whos taken, there I said it!!! She is beautiful, but lives in the next county over. Go ahead, poke fun at the pathetic OZ.

[The Chaotic Wind]

No worries bro, you can do it, its all about making the other guy look like ****. My girlfriend had a guy who was a complete asshole, then i was just a good friend who was attracted to her and she was attracted ot me so she dumped him.
Honestly, i don't mean to make fun of you.
I bet her bf is lefty...those damn lefties....

[Rabid Monk]

(sulking).

Highlight my post on the previous page.

[Aussie_Fencer]

I like him though. He is a relativley nice guy, and we are friends. He does get a little crazy though.

[ParryRiposte]

Uhhh, don't take her. No, that would be awkward if he's your friend... find a sabrist!

[Westley]

Dude, last night my friend was talking to his g/f while we were chillin, And she takes two pills that her friend gave her that were like all-day effective gnarl ADD pills, and she got all insanely hyper and spooked out. I talked to her for a little bit, and she souded like a soldier. Or like talking to a squirrel. It was so weird. Esp. while stoned. Which I may have been. But It was freaky. And I have to go back tomorrow and double-check to make sure she didn't die.

[Westley]

Don't Do Drugs, Chilluns!!!!!

[Westley]

Except Weed. Of course. And then only from ppl you trust, so you don't get dusted. Which never really happens cept to lame ppl.
Wow, it turned it from all caps to normal. That's weird!!!!

[Westley]

Did you ever get in any gnarl situations where you were afraid for someone, esp. a girl?

[Aussie_Fencer]

I hate love sometimes, it gets so annoying! I am just going to grow up and be a lonley old hermit.

[Westley]

How about this for alternative discussion possibilities.

You're buried up to your neck in puke. Someone in a boat rides over to you, and throws a bucket of **** at your head. Do you duck under the puke, or let the bucket of **** hit you in the face?

[Westley]

C'mon ppl. I'm waiting.You're letting me down.

[Westley]

It's all the republicans! They're stopping the blacks from getting to their computers! It's a affecting it!

[Westley]

Alright, I'm about to lay a fat joke on you. Like a mindbuster. I swear to god I actually came up with this one. And then I found it. Already made up. Damnitt. However, I'm gonna tell it my way, not their way, and it'll be awesomer.

[Westley]

Alright, so there's this drunk in a bar on St. Patty's day. He's been drinking too much, so he's got to take a major pisser. He goes into the head and there's this like three foot tall man all in green in the there by one of the urinals. This little man unzips his fly, and uncoils a monster cock that was just wrapped around his leg like a cobra. This thing is HUGE! He has to use both arms and hold this thing over his head pointing down to make it into the urinal. It's like a frigging fire hose.

Now, of course, the drunk is in shock. This is ridiculous. He knows he shouldn't but he can't help himself.

"Ummm, mister. Wha- I mean, where did you get that thing?"

The little man looks up.

"Well, ya see, sonny boy, I'm a wee magickal leprechaun, and I can grant you any wish ya please."

The drunk begins to laugh.

"Alright, so what do I have to do?"

"Well sonny boy, you're gonna have to let me put it in your butt."

"Umm... What?"

"You have to let me put me lucky charm in your bowl, laddie."

"Dude, wha- dude, no way. Thanks, but no thanks."

"Alright, lad. Fair enough."

So the leprechaun begins to wash his hands and leave. The guy is freaking out!

"Alright. Wait, I'll do it."

So they go in the stall. The Leprechaun uncurls it from his leg, and starts just reaming this guy in the butt. I mean, it's almost anatomically impossible. This guy is getting reamed! So the leprechaun shouts forward, (In orderso that his voice can go over the screams,)

"So what's your name?"

"AGH!!! Billy!!!!"

"And how old are you, Billy?"

"22!"

The leprechaun just comes explosively in the guys ass. The Leprechaun pulls out, tired, sweating, beat, opens the stall door, puts one foot out, looks back, and says...

"Billy, you're 22, and you still believe in Leprechauns?"

[Westley]

That my friends, is a Westley original, told in a way you will never see anywhere else, typed out personally just for you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[The Chaotic Wind]

NEVER TRUST THE LEPRECHAUNS!!!
As far as your question: i secret answer C activate my rocket packet and relfecter shield knocking the guy into the vomit after being hti in the face with fecal matter.

AND POT IS BAD! MOMMY SAID NO DRUGS!..i think.