05-08-2007, 10:59 AM
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#1001 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by BALBOS  So kkk redneck appered on this thread as well. | **** you, balbos! Call him that again and I'll beat the **** out of you! ****ing Nazi! | 
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05-08-2007, 11:57 AM
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#1002 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur I love you way more ParryRiposte! | Blasphemy, darling.  Of course I love you more. | |
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05-08-2007, 12:18 PM
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#1003 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by BALBOS So kkk redneck appered on this thread as well. | Oh, so I'm no longer the KKK redneck and now Lemur is?
On the subject of rednecks, after finally seeing what a Croatian redneck is like, I think I prefer the American ones.
You have no idea how hard it was for me to say that I prefer American rednecks to something... 
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05-08-2007, 08:47 PM
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#1004 | | Senior Member
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| *Shoots Maple* | |
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05-08-2007, 10:12 PM
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#1005 | | Senior Member
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| *goes postal on everyone* | |
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05-08-2007, 10:39 PM
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#1006 | | Senior Member
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| *Sits on the floor in the middle of the room with a cleaver and hacks the toes off of anybody who gets close enough*
Come closer my pretties, I'm making a necklace... 
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05-08-2007, 10:41 PM
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| *runs over and sits down next to maple* Oooh, you're making jewelry? Let me help! Oh, pretty beads... | |
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05-08-2007, 10:43 PM
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#1008 | | Senior Member
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| D'Art went insane and it's scary!  | |
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05-08-2007, 10:46 PM
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| YAAAAAY! Willyoumakejewerywiffmebecauseitispretty?!
I've gut sum eers over heer iff you want to help!
Mfffkk...
*Drools*
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05-09-2007, 12:05 AM
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| *gets them as mother commandded*
I SHALL DESTROY ALL WHO OPPOSE!
i think i should like...regurgitate (sp?) right now... DAMN YOU CARL'S JR~!!! | |
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05-09-2007, 12:20 AM
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I want to live a romantic life, the kind no one believes really happened Live Chat A person desperately searching for love is like a fish desperately searching for water. | |
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05-09-2007, 12:29 AM
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| Blubber! Macademia! Blubber! Gazebo!
yes as a matter of fact i am waiting for the bus. | |
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05-09-2007, 02:16 AM
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| For a lonely soul, you're having such a nice time... | |
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05-09-2007, 05:15 PM
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#1014 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by The Chaotic Wind The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied..."In Vietnam." | Alright. As soon as I read this, I just- that is the most brilliant thing I ever heard in my entire life. Holy crap. I laughed so hard, you don't even know. I mean, holy **** man. I couldn't give rep, so I had to write this. Just brilliant.   | |
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05-09-2007, 09:13 PM
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| XD yeah i thought that one was actually worth spamming the boards with.
If you want more just go to ebaumsworld.com
wurrrd! | |
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05-09-2007, 09:48 PM
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| New Topic:
How many medals, trophies, swords, ribbons, etc. do you have?
How many of those are for fencing?
What places (Gold, Silver, ..., 8th) are they for?
What events are they for? | |
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05-09-2007, 09:55 PM
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#1017 | | Senior Member
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| 1 Medal from t-ball, 1 trophy from t-ball, 1 trophy from basket ball in 4th grade. The ones everyone gets so i typcially don't count them.
The REAL trophys I get are from fencing.
Some call them bruises and welts, I call them good times. | |
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05-09-2007, 10:56 PM
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#1018 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| LAME! Gets in Rolls Royce and pulls out a massive bong and starts hotboxing it. "Get in! Let's go barge somewher, dudes!" | |
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05-09-2007, 10:59 PM
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| *Throws a frying pan through the window of the Rolls*
Hee hee hee!
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05-09-2007, 11:02 PM
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