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[the maple epee]

You ****ing bastard **** ****ting ****ing **** **** **** mother****ing mother****er **********!

*Pulls bullet out of his cold, cold, hard, black heart and throws it back at SF*

[The Chaotic Wind]

MOMMY WHAT DO THOSE WORDS MEAN?!?!?!?!
STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!!
*stabs everyone in the heart except for parry riposte in order to stop the violence*
The voices told em to mommy, i ddin;t want to but they jut wouldn't shut up?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?!!?!?
wait...no nvm..it was the tv....DAMN YOU TV!
*throws spoon at tv and hits the mute button*
....thats better....

[Rabid Monk]

*snores*

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*lemur appears out of no where*

**** it SF! That was a perfectly good clone...*walks over and examines the corpse* Hmm *pulls out a note book and pen and states to take lots of notes of little details* Okay, well bye everyone. *vaporises and vanishes...just to appear back in a few seconds to throw a water balloon at the sleeping monk and vaporise away before it hit*

[SFfencer]

"knock, knock"








there's someone at the door








"knock, knock"







will somebody get the door

















"knock, knock"

[the maple epee]

*Throws a hand grenade at the door*

Would you SHUT UP!!!???? Whoever's knocking can kiss. my. ass!!!

Oh, U.P.S...

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*Throws a hand grenade at the door*

Maple you are liable for all damage that you cause to my house...I will make sure that my lawyers drain every ounce of blood -metaphorically speaking - out of you...

U.P.S. Man! I love you! What did you bring me?

[The Chaotic Wind]

U.P.S man drops a box on the porch and runs away as fas tas he can before skidding off.

On the box is a letter:
"Dear Franco de Fromage,
Inside this box is the very essence of chaos... keep away from guns, crazy people, idiocally insane people whos name's remin you of flatulence, homicidal maniacs, clones, and rabid lemurs."

....oh yeah i can't read....

*opesn box*
ITS A KITTEN!

[ParryRiposte]

Oh, God! *covers Chaotic's eyes and quickly sweeps up the kitten* Don't look, boy! Ahh, uhh, where do I put it?! *shoves kitten in closet* Better.

*closet explodes with 1000s of kittens hidden over the years*

[Rabid Monk]

Rabid Monk, now soaking wet, wakes up only to be set upon by thousands of kittens.
His allergies go crazy, and his sneezes rock the very foundations of the house.

[SFfencer]

The police come to arrest PR because of animal cruelty.

[ParryRiposte]

PR goes gladiator and kills every single one in a style reminiscent of Gladiator... complete with bad fencing and screaming.

[SFfencer]

PR's wanted level goes up (think G.T.A.)
now, agents are after her.

[SFfencer]

There's cold chicken inside it, and cold tongue, cold ham, cold beef, pickled gherkins, salad, french rolls, cress sandwiches, potted meat, ginger beer, lemonade, soda water.



(rep to the first person who gets it.)

It is a quote from "The Wind In The Willows"

[SFfencer]

*Throws a hand grenade at the door*

*The grenade explodes*

boy, that took a long time.

[the maple epee]

It is a quote from "The Wind In The Willows"

If you'll beleive me, I actually did know that, I just forgot to reply.
Dammit!
Rep? Please? Rep rep? REP ME YOU SADISTIC BASTARD!!!


*Gets hit with shrapnel from grenade*

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Stop blowing the **** out of my house! And get those evil cats out of here *sneezes*

*pulls out twin uzzis and starts shooting the cats mercilessly*

[The Chaotic Wind]

*lights all the kittens on fire and then goes to help "mommy" fight the agents by busting into his hidden stash of throwing knives in his sock*
MUAHAHA DIE FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!!

[fences_like_a_lemur]

So uh Chaotic, why is ParryRiposte your mommy?

*shoots over Chaotic's shoulders and shoots the pathetic mortal agents that are look the same*

[ParryRiposte]

No, wait! Don't shoot them! I want their sexy sunglasses! *runs into mob of agents and steals sunglasses*